World Champion

A little about me...well to start.I am the coolest guy in town! I like most all animals especially sweater puppies. I plan on winning the Lotto someday so you should really be nice to me. Oh and you might want to think twice about messing with me cause I am one bad dude. I will rip your lips of and kiss my ass with them. I will rip your tongue out and lick my balls with it and that is just a start. It was once written on a bathroom wall that I am an asshole player slut. So that was cool. I hate the word VAJAY-JAY. Ironic cause I really like VAJAY-JAY. I am natrually lazy so don't expect much from me. I once really did rock out with my cock out, and it is not as much fun as it sounds. spent six years in the Navy. Now I am Free... I was voted number one lover in The Midwest by all your mama's... Hit me up .