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About Me

hi i'm bobby and i sleep with a pink fluffy elephant named coonta kenta. i have 3 toes left becausei was attacked by a lama. I still wet the bed, and have dreams of playing pattycake with ben afflek. Ive been chased by scooby doo 3 times. Charles dickens is hiding in my closet. I have serious frostbite on my ass, its still numb, i cant feel it seriously. AIY CORUMBA!!! I can see clearly now the rain is gone. A goose pulled down my pants, he saw my frostbite and died later that day. I like to dance with the penguins in anartica. I lika do da cha-cha. Did that wall just move. I sat in something gooey at the movies, it wont wash off. When i grow up i want to be just like arnold shwaranagger. I can rap the alphabet, in nine languages. i once burned a hole in my hand with a magnifying glass. Theres something about Richard Simons that makes me want to limbo. i once drank tea with randy newman while clipping my nails and swabbing my ears. santa claus stole my jump rope, gummy bears , and two packs of ho hos. batman hates me because i beat him in a game of sorry. i ran a marathon with johnny cash. I like to fart into tubas. I robbed a bank with mario. I like to replace birth control pills with smarties. I went putt putting with the little bunny foo foo. I confuse michael jackson with macholy cohlkin. Bill Cosby is my idol i want to like bill cosby, love bill cosby, make love to bill cosby, i want to be bill cosby. you say make love not war i say my toilet wont flush. i saw rick james hiding in thialand. jackie chan died while watching a camel get an erection. Theres something about the smell of hoola hoops that make me want to get naked and jump on a dog.Take the quiz:
Whats your "true theme song" ~PICTURES~

I wanna be sedated By;Ramones
You liked being stoned or drunk or drugged up...you wish you could be sleeping all the time...Thats how you get away from all the many problems that you have...and wish you did'nt. Don't worry though your life will get better.
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What's your symbol?

Reversed Pentagram
Antichrist much? You are the Reversed Pentagram. You should get it tattoed between your shoulder blades like Matt Zane.....(go to google images and type in Matt Zane, the first picture shows it well.)
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What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? vault
Beverage (alc) ? any
Color ? black
Food ? chinese
Item of clothing ? button up shirt
Meal of the day ? breakfast
Feature on yourself ? umm
Quality in a guy/girl ? ass
Phrase ? u little shit fuck
Song ? helena
Musical Artist/Band ? misfits
Sport ? skateboarding
Movie ? bag of suck
TV Show ? jackass
Radio Station ? 93.1 and 105.1
Type of Chocolate ? what
Eye Color ? blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? no
Smoke ? no
Drink ? yeah
Have any piercings ? no
Have any tatoos ? no
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend no
Had sex ? no
Gone streaking ? yes
Gone skinny dipping ? yes
Been to Europe ? no
Been to an island ? yes
Had stitches ? yes
Broken any bones ? yes
Been stabbed/shot ? no
Slept until after 12:00 ? yea
Stayed up all night ? yea
Danced like a whore ? no
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? no
Turned down a dare ? maybe
Which friend....
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? yes
Kiss someone of the same sex ? na
Cheat on someone you love ? no
Run away from home ? yes
Lie to your parents ? yes
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? no
Lie to your best friend ? no... yeah
Give a homeless person money ? deppends
Run from the police ? meny of times
Bungee jump ? yes
Sky dive ? yes
Cross dress ? no
Be an exotic dancer ? no
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? yes
Scuba dive ? yes
Go rock climbing ? yes
Go spulunking (caving) ? no
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? please
Bologna ? circus
Hott ? were?
Orange ? pocket
Real world ? fags
Fuck ? me
Jack ? ing off berfore bed time
Cucumber ? dildo
Hip-Hop ? appotamis
Uniform ? police
UniCORN ! ? angel dust
Rainbow ? lepracon
Clown ? in bed
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what type of weed is best for u PICS!

purple haze
ur purple haze u like a very relaxing taste and high ur a cool person keep toking
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My Interests

skateboarding, talking to my chia pet, and making dumb videos

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A Skateboarding Survey
What Is Your Board Set-Up? ali boulala flip, venture, spitfire, red bearings
What Is Your Favorite Clothing Brand? volcom or krew
Favorite Shoe Brand? emerica
Who Are Your Favorite People To Skate With? justice, ryan
What's The Craziest Trick You've Ever Done? kickflip 180 to switch manual
Do You Have A Video Camera? not right now
Do You Have A Website Online? myspace
What Is Your Favorite Skate Spot? this small ass town ask my memaw were it is tho
Do You Have Any Spare Decks? yea
What The Most Stairs You've Ollied? 4
Most Stairs You've Kickflipped? none
Most Stairs You've Nollie/Switch Ollie? you got jokes
Can You Boardslide A Handrail? fuck no
If So, How Many Stairs Is The Handrail?
Do You Skate With Your Friends Everyday? almost
If So,How Long Do You Skate With Them? long time
Ever Been Kicked Out of a Spot By The Cops? yea
Ever Been Arrested? almost
Ever Been In A Skate Competition? no
If So, What Place Did You Come In?
Do You Get Lightheaded Your First Time Trying A Bigger Stair Set? kinda
Most Often Skated Spot? my box and soon to be my mini ramp
Who Do You Skate With The Most? justice
Do You Write On Your Griptape? sumtyme
Funniest Thing Happen When Skating? jacobe tried to drop in on a deck and landed on his face
Have You Ever Wanted To Try A Trick But You Didn't While You Were There But As Soon As You Got Home You Wanted To Go Back And Do The Trick? o yea
Did You Like This Survey? no

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I'd like to meet:

arnold schwartsinagger, bill cosby, and donald duck

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Music:

cky, bloodhound gang, placebo, turbonegro, guttermouth, eminiem, him, faction, gray matter, and system of a down, the smiths, hollywood rose, morressey, story of the year, Knar kill, david bowie, atreyu, misfits, slayer, coheed and cambria, hawthorne hights, sepultura, as i lay dying, sex pistols

Movies:

jackass the movie, baker 3, elementality, and the dc movie, waiting, sorry, saw 1 and 2, bag of suck, the ringer quizfarm.com Take the quiz:
What Skateboard Team do you belong on?

Flip
You ride along side Geoff Rowley. Flip is definently one of best skate teams out their with some of the worlds best pros. You maintain a varity of skills on all terain because of your diverse team. Your products sell good and your skating even better.

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Television:

WE LOVE CHUCK NORRIS 1. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. 2. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. 3. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. 4. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 5. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. 6. There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Chuck Norris. 7. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. 8. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 9. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. 10. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. 11. Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. 12. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. 13. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill. 14. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. 15. When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. 16. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. 17. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. 18. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. 19.If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down. 20. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer... to bad he doesnt cry.

Books:

haha, yeah right

Heroes:

donald duck, the way he walks into a room..... badass