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Member Since: 1/7/2006
Band Website: randomactsimprov.com
Band Members: Hillary J. Walker aka Fearless Leader - She's lived everywhere, seen everything and pretty much worked at every job known to man-kind. Hopefully improv will finally give her the stability she craves...
Scott Harrell aka The Madfinger - If you're ever bitten by The Madfinger, you become the next Madfinger. The Madfinger line has survived in this capacity for a thousand years. This particular Madfinger was bitten three years ago and, since then, has dedicated his new found super powers to making jokes out of anything and everything... for great justice!
Andrew Ramos- The one, the only, self proclaimed improvstar. His inate ability for fortune telling, oyster shucking, and pogo stick manufacturing has transfered beatifuly to the stage were he practices all his talents simultaneously while reading Ernest Hemingway upside down!
Andy Gion- Andy makes his living by working for New Zealand's covert ops. He never cries and is the only one in the troupe who in fact does not beleive in Peter Pan.
James Wasilewski- He is a renegade water polo champion who took up improv to avenge Seinfeld for being taken off the air. When James came in second in the World Wheelbarrow Race Championship, he moved to the South American rain forests to seek peace and the rare purple lizard.
Natasha Tetley- Ever wonder where your socks go when they disappear from the dryer? Natasha is the foremost expert in the parnormal phenonon of sock disappearance, she can tell you, for only a small fee.
Annie Polzella- She has never learned how to tie her own shoes and once ran for president, nobody really knows this because she did it under the pseudonym Ross Perrot. If she could be an animal she says she would be a lemur.
Natalia Plaza- Once upon a time she was a fariy god mother, but she never predicted that the economy would be so bad that she would have to take to the stage and moonlight as a comedian to make ends meet. Please vote for her November 2008. She really CAN win as a write-in ballot!
Drew Garraway- He is to improv comedy what Crispin Glover is to competitive snake charming. He is an absolute fan of tight rope walking and once drank Bailey's out of a shoe. Never one to take leprechans seriously, Drew has learned firsthand that people who are shorter fight dirty.
Jane Moehlenbrock- Is considered to be the most likely to start her own religion based on the teachings of Pee - Wee Herman. She plays piano with her teeth and has swam the english channel dressed as Ronald McDonald.
Will Terza- He is the reason flowers bloom and bacon sizzles. Enough said.
Raymond Cardet- Was originally cast as the lead hobbit in Lord of the Rings, but they decided to do it English instead and he REFUSED to use the name Frodo and suggested that the hobbits be pantless Kung-Fu experts. His past is murky and we may never know if he is the long lost son of Dan Marino and Gloria Estefan.
Minas Fakrajian- He is a personal advisor to Donald Trump and is in the Ripley's Beleive it or not museum for being the man who started the put put golf insurrection of the early 90's'
Zach Bennet- He was raised in a toll booth by a pack of rebel platapi (thats plural for platapus he says) and is Chuck Norris' god son. Because of his unorthodox upbringing he may never be able to become a fully integrated member of our modern society.
Tony Salame- Wandered the jungle of the amazon in search of true love, the only thing he returned with was a slight limp, an insatiable appatite for blue cheese, and an inexplicable urge to do cart wheels under every full moon. Doctors say he is a lost cause.
Mary Keys- She can bench press 450lbs. Is a black belt in five different styles of martial arts, is a champion bare-knuckle cage fighter and can chew glass. You better wish you never run into her in a dark alley.
Lacy Kreun- Taking an early retirement from the world of sumo wrestling, Lacy set out on a mission to collect all the Canadian pennies currently circulating in Florida....every single one. Her goal in life is to bring sumo to mainstream culture.
Omar Reveron- When he was asked to sum himself up in two words he said catterwhaling, placebo. He is fluent in eight languages, all of them being imaginary ones he made up himself and would like to one day earn the stage name " There goes my fathers dusty old car"
Matt Muller aka Awesomeman - Matt's from Billerica, MA and can't think of anything else to put here...so there.
Anthony Vareha aka Also Known As - Anthony is a rocket scientist from Pittsburgh who believes so strongly in Random Acts that he even lowered himself to getting a MySpace account. At 1:24am on 3/16/06 he committed MySpace Seppuku, deleting all of his friends besides Random Acts and vowing never, ever, ever, ever to return.
Ryan Schile aka Grand Moff Schile- Ryan is an out of work philanthropist by day an Eskimo Spy by night. He is close friends with both Randy Quaid and Batman and, contrary to popular belief, has spent time with both in the same room at the same time.
Tara "Will Riker" Jenkins aka Number 1 - Tara doesn't know which of the voices she does is actually hers, but she's leaning strongly toward Miss Swan...in which case she will be suing Mad TV for using her voice without her permission. She also loves her gay cats and would like to announce that they're considering adoption.
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Brian Finifter aka Also Also Known As - Brian figures it's okay to shamelessly steal Anthony's joke from four lines up since he will never, ever see it. Brian has a piece of paper that says "Communication" and a signed photo of Richard Hatch on his wall. The signed photo of Richard Hatch is displayed more prominently.
Influences: Who's Line is is Anyway, Saturday Night Live, Mad TV, In Living Color, Laughing Stock (SLC UT), Laugh Out Loud (Orlando FL)
Sounds Like: Who's Line is it Anyway?, Saturday Night Live, Mad TV, In Living Color, Laughing Stock, Laugh Out LoudI edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)
Record Label: Yeah, right, like who listens to records anymore?
Type of Label: None
