the neighbor |
i had a dream that we were having a really loud party in a really tiny room, really cramped. The neighbor upstairs kept on banging on the floor to get us to stop (which is something that happens...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 22:51:00 GMT |
smoosh your face |
blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog. ps--feelings feelings feelings
meow
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 22:27:00 GMT |
KUNG FU & TAI CHI: Chinese KARATE & Classical Exercises |
if it's ever 7:37 in the mornin in your neighborhood,and you're awake and don't know what to do,my advice to you is to pick up the jumpin full lengthBLOCKED NUMBERS by a very special band,very dear to...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 09:12:00 GMT |
Vegas, Baby |
i had a dream that the band and i were playing the school-yard game "red rover red rover" with humans versus human-sized dinosaurs. like orthomimus and deinonychus and a shrimpy little archeopte...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 22:20:00 GMT |
scientific law |
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I
mean "kick", and by "sweaters",...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:17:00 GMT |
Boys and Sex |
In doing sex research for more than 20 years, helping to compile what came to be known as THE KINSEY REPORT I took the sexual histories of more than 7,000 different people, ranging from young childre...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
Hunter S thompson is dead. |
specifically speaking if i were to pick an album to blow my brains out to (ala hunter S thompson) it would have to be something by MC hammer or some shit. did you know that 2pac had his back and tha...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
x-mas a ling |
i just spent $42.50 on jeans. this is by far the most money i have ever spent on a single item of clothing in my whole entire life. but then, i've never been a thousandaire before, either! ma-HA!! ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
the inevitable resurection of the christ-child fetus |
holy crap! my mom just told me that some guy was gonna launch a nuclear missile but they all went underground and then she said "or i don't know"
i think that what she was trying to say was that a...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
the abortion of the christ-child |
SETTING: ---ME
WHERE: the mean streets of Boise, Idaho
PLOT: i was walking home from whitney elementary when my neighbor from across the street and down 2 houses whose name i have forg...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
