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Tim

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About Me

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolatesHe's Gump, He's Gump What's in his head? He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump Is he in-bred?Gump was a big celebrity He told JFK that he really had to pee He never feels too dumb because His mom always told him stupid is as stupid doesHe's Gump, He's Gump He's kinda square He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump What's with that hair?Run... run... run, run, now Forrest Run... run... run like the wind now Run... run... run, run, now Forrest Run... stop!His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut went to the White House, showed LBJ his buttHe's Gump, He's Gump He's not too bright He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump But he's alrightIs this Gump out of his head? I think so Is this Gump really brain dead? I think so Did this Gump make lots of bread? I think so And that's all I have to say about that NFL Contact Tables provided by ProfileGoodies.com Cleveland Browns MySpace Layout

My Interests

ice cream, over-sized models, Argentinian men's lacross, 80's ladies swimwear, river dancing, soft pretzels, chickens, beer, x-rated movies, Tom on myspace, the steel industry, football, deodorant, big foot, telemarketing, Katie Holmes, 2Pac albums, martha sterwart, hangman, Amanda Valentine, i cant believe its not butter, aquaman, window mounted air-conditioners, canned corn, him and her dualies, gravel pits, fight club, basketweaving, james van der beek, coach gordon bombay, the blue van from whos the boss with tony danza, twister, and amanda valentine again

I'd like to meet:

Bernie Fucking Kosar

Heroes:

John Stamos, Sandra Day O'Conner, Pope John Paul III, Bill Brasky, Brian Fantana, Ted Ginn Jr., Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, betty crocker, clarissa explains it all, mrs. butterworth, tyra banks, wrong way reynolds, baby ditka, Bernie Fucking Kosar