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JoeyStitch

The shit just got real!

About Me

I am the one, the only JoeyStitch. Compare your life to mine and then kill yourself.

My Interests

Looting, pillaging, sacking, copyright infringement on a massive scale, video games, good music, computers and networking, driving, sex, BDSM, pirates and piracy, travel, photography, writing, drinking, good movies, movie trivia, animation, fine art, learning new things, piercings and tattoos, religion and the occult, smoking, drinking, insomnia, house parties, anarcho-capitalism, cooking, language, technology, useless trivia, net culture, the tragically ludicrous, the ludicrously tragic

I'd like to meet:

No one. I already know the best people in the world.

Music:

Iggy Pop, Bad Religion, A Perfect Circle, Danzig, The Boy Least Likely To, The Flaming Lips, Alice in Chains, The Allman Brothers Band, Angie Aparo, Audioslave, Beastie Boys, Dead Kennedys, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Dwight Yoakam, Franz Ferdinand, Garbage, Johnny Cash, Kenny Wayne Shepard, kidneythieves, KISS, Kittie, Led Zeppelin, Lower East Side Stitches, Ludacris, Marvelous 3, Massive Attack, mc chris, Mindless Self Indulgence, Modest Mouse, Morrissey, Nightwish, Nine Inch Nails, No Doubt, OutKast, Overseer, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Rolling Stones, Silverchair, Soul Coughing, Stone Temple Pilots, System of a Down, Tenacious D, The Cure, The Clash, The Darkness, The Dresden Dolls, The Misfits, The Pretenders, The Ramones, The Smiths, The Velvet Underground, The Who, Tool, Van Halen, VNV Nation, Gorillaz, Jay-Z, Cars Can Be Blue, Pink Floyd, Slayer, Tom Waits, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Ray Charles, Charles Mingus, Etta James, John Coltrane, Lou Reed, Miles Davis, Dethklok, Daft Punk, Journey, Styx, Foo Fighters, Demons and Wizards, Blind Guardian, Prince, Hole, The Spice Girls, Citizen Cope, .38 Special, Foreigner, DragonForce,

Movies:

Chasing Amy, Clerks, Metropolis, Shaun of the Dead, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Donnie Darko, Lost in Translation, Mulholland Drive, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Mystery Men, Batman Begins, Party Monster, Empire Records, The Matrix, Caddyshack, Airplane, BASEketball, Arsenic and Old Lace, The Maltese Falcon, To Have and Have Not, It's a Wonderful Life, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Nosferatu, Key Largo, Casblanca, Citizen Kane, Repo Man, Robocop, Star Wars, The Godfather, Falling Down, Better Off Dead, Airplane!, Bad Boys, Bad Boys II, Ghost in the Shell, Young Frankenstein, Hot Fuzz, Freaks, FernGully, Indiana Jones, Silent Hill, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Metalocalypse, Squidbillies, Weeds, Spongebob Squarepants, Mythbusters, House, I Love The 70s/80s/90s, The Sopranos, old cartoons

Books:

Robert Heinlein, Harry Potter, anything by Neil Gaiman, Slaughterhouse Five, anything by Hunter S. Thompson, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, books on the occult, books on World War II, various weird and obscure stuff

Heroes:

Jeremy Hosak (he fixed mah Xbox!), Ansel Adams, Hunter S. Thompson, Lance Armstrong, Ralph Steadman, Super Mario, Bender B. Rodriguez, Nathan Explosion, Guybrush Threepwood, Fio Germi, Dr. Rockso

My Blog

Stitch in South Carolina...

So, I'm sitting in a motel room in Columbia, S.C. The company that I work for recently obtained some work here and sent my dad and I to start it up.I've barely been here a day and I'm already homesick...
Posted by JoeyStitch on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:53:00 PST

I shooped a wall...

Well, how did I do?The anime girl is from Ryu's Form SiteThe background photo was found on Digg....
Posted by JoeyStitch on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:23:00 PST

Navy...

So, I've been thinking pretty strongly about joining the Navy. My grandfather served in the Navy and fought at Guadalcanal. I can't think of a better way to honor his memory than to serve in the very ...
Posted by JoeyStitch on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:09:00 PST

Gushing about my laptop, games, XBMC, Winamp...

I love my laptop. This little bitch has been with me to Chicago, Massachusetts, and a million friends' houses. And she just keeps on purring. I had the same installation of XP for almost two years now...
Posted by JoeyStitch on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:50:00 PST

My Music Collection!

My WinAmp PlaylistI request that URRBODY post their playlists. Maybe we can trade MP3s sometime!...
Posted by JoeyStitch on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:12:00 PST

Digital Love...

Last night I had a dream about youIn this dream I'm dancing right beside youAnd it looked like everyone was having funthe kind of feeling I've waited so longDon't stop come a little closerAs we jam th...
Posted by JoeyStitch on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:04:00 PST

On Friendship...

When you make friends with me, you earn a friend for life. Unless you fuck me over so horribly that I have to say goodbye. But that's rare and I'm willing to forgive a lot of minor transgressions. Now...
Posted by JoeyStitch on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:10:00 PST

Fucking in Dark Places: An Audio CD Compilation

It took me a month to compile and tweak this compilation. Enjoy.Fucking in Dark PlacesA Compact Disc Compilation by JoeyStitch1. Garbage - #1 Crush (4:46)2. Massive Attack - Dissolved Girl (6:06)3. De...
Posted by JoeyStitch on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:18:00 PST

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories - A PSP Game Review

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City StoriesOverviewGrand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories is the highly-anticipated sequel to last year's Liberty City Stories. This time, the year is 1984, two years before the e...
Posted by JoeyStitch on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 09:10:00 PST

Burnout Legends: A PlayStation Portable Game Review

Now, before I get into my little review here, I thought I should let you know that I did not buy Burnout Legends. I borrowed my friend Rich's copy, dumped the UMD to an ISO with UMD Dumper 0.2, and us...
Posted by JoeyStitch on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 03:00:00 PST