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I, Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work eight hours straight. 2. You work in short spurts and fall asleep after each brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. 7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. 8. You will retire long before you are 65.9. You are unable to work double shifts. 10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. 11. And if that were not all, you are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, Management
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Your Birthdate: July 18
You are a cohesive force - able to bring many people together for a common cause.
You tend to excel in work situations, but you also facilitate a lot of social gatherings too.
Beyond being a good leader, you are good at inspiring others.
You also keep your powerful emotions in check - you know when to emote and when to repress.
Your strength: Emotional maturity beyond your years
Your weakness: Wearing yourself down with too many responsibilities
Your power color: Crimson red
Your power symbol: Snowflake
Your power month: September
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WHAT DO U DO WHEN U WANNA HUG SOMEONE SO BAD BUT U KNOW U CAN'T? WHEN U KNOW THEY'RE GONE AND U CAN NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN? WHEN U WANNA JUST REACH OUT AND FEEL THEM AND KNOW EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OK? WHEN U DONT HAVE THAT PERSON TO TURN TO? THAT PERSON THAT ALREADY KNOWS WHAT'S WRONG WITH U WITHOUT U EVEN TELLIN THEM? WHEN THEY KNOW YOUR IN LOVE OR HURTING BUT DIDNT EVEN MENTION IT? GOD I MISS U SO MUCH ABUELA. I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA GET THROUGH THE REST OF MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU!!!