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I'm the Blubbernaut, Bitch!!

Everything in the world was fine. Until I came along, bitch!

About Me

Anything about me is just ri-da-damn-dumb-fuckingly-di-culous. Other than that, I enjoy movies be it cult classics, soon to be classics, guilty pleasures or just dumb fun. Video games are for life and it ain't for losers. The Xbox 360 is nothing but a dream to me. Wish to get rich so that I can buy that Porsche from that rich bastard. Awesome imagination and sometimes talk to self mentally. You think you know me now? Think again bitch.

My Interests

Video games, bitch! Movies, TV, Photoshop, the Net (as in the Internet not the Bullock flick), JoBlo.com

I'd like to meet:

Truthfully? Celebrities. So I can join the fame and show off to bastards who show off, bastards who are rich, and rich bastards. I hate these guys. Jessica Alba would be fine, although she needs to gain a bit more weight. Elisha Cuthbert, Scarlett Johansson..yea..you get the pattern. Chest-ified.

Music:

If that shit goes ring-a-ding-a-ding, I'd hit it. But for the love of God, not 50 Cent. I'd take any tone deaf bitch over fiddyfuck.

Movies:

Where do I even start? Let's see; Ferris Bueller, The Warriors, Breakfast Club, Airplane, Goodfellas, Godfather I and II, Blade Runner, Big Lebowski, Night Watch, Day Watch, Running Scared, Matrix Trilogy, Spiderman I and II, X-Men Trilogy, Napoleon Dynamite, Nacho Libre, Batman Begins, Harold and Kumar, King Kong, The Lost Boys, Frequency, Caddyshack, Groundhog Day. Ghostbusters I and II, The Frighteners, Baseketball, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, American Psycho, The Machinist, Spaceballs, Dark City, Dumb and Dumber, Leon, Shawshank Redemption, The Goonies, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, Old Boy, Fight Club, Se7en, Final Destination I - III, ah shit I'm tired of typing more. Told ya I was a movie freak.

Television:


Anything but reality tv. That shit's overrated.

Books:

Playboy, Hustler, Penthouse...oh books?

Heroes:

Who better than parents?

My Blog

Pistons 2004 NBA Champs!!!

Congrats to the Detroit Pistons for being the 2004 NBA Champs! WOohoo..well Lakers knew they were goin to lose from the start..having a 1-3 trail didn't help psychologically..neways Chauncey Billups d...
Posted by I'm the Blubbernaut, Bitch!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST