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Hello I'm Brandon

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About Me

Ok so heres the deal, my full name is Brandon Jay Lanier. My B-day is June 5th. A lot of people call me BJ or Blowj. Music consumes my life. I play drums in a band called Quietdrive (www.myspace.com/quietdrive). I have been playing in a band with almost the same people for almost 6 years. I drink way to much and love every minute of it. Even though I havnt flown for a while, I am an instrument rated pilot, and I love everything about aviation. Incubus is my all time favorite band ever. I am never home because I am always on tour. I have the worst phobia of puke, so I cannot be around people who are puking and the thought of puking makes me want to die. The Neverending Story is a great movie, no matter what you say. I love Chipotle, and want to be endorsed by them. I am a messy person, and loose things when I clean. I am a text message whore. I was born and raised a Christian Scientist, but don't believe in organized religon anymore. I LOVE talking about things like what our universe is, and what concious-life is. Some people in this world consider me a Barbarian, for good reason. I have awesome friends and love them all to death. I am an uncle to the coolest nephew ever. I have two older sisters. My dad and I talk the exact same way, and I get made fun of it for it. I love watching baseball and hockey. Bungy Jumping is probably the most fun thing to do in the world. I lived in New Zealand for a while, and think its the greatest place on earth. I used to have really long hair. This is getting really long...ohh and I cant forget, I am awesome! You wish you were in Team Best!

My Interests

Music, Drumming, Aviation, Drinking, New Zealand, My True Friends, Minneapolis, Lodge Bar, Team Best, Quietdrive, Touring, Hangin With Other Bands, Drinking, Penis Puppetry, Women, Admiral Nelson, Best House, Nice Hotels Rooms, The Whole West Coast, Sexual J...and so much more

I'd like to meet:

My future wife....Rachel Ray

Music:

I'm into it

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Tommy Boy, Fight Club, Spirited Away, The Boondock Saints, Last Action Hero

Television:

Trailer Park Boys, Weeds, 24

Books:

New Zealand Tourist Guide, The Laws of Spirit, Many Lives Many Masters, The Holographic Universe, A Moment in Time, Hatchet, Once Maori, Plainsong

Heroes:

Ricky from Trailer Park Boys

My Blog

This Past Year

So I was told it is time for me to write a new blog....well hot damn, here I am!!Instead of actually putting effort into writting something, I am going to give you a list of what happened in 2006. Enj...
Posted by Hello I'm Brandon on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:22:00 PST

A big F-YOU to Fire Ants

Fire Ants: I hate you!So here is where my hatred for fire ants begins. About a week ago, we were playing a show in Bronwville, TX. Bronwnsville is about as close to Mexico as you can get with jumpi...
Posted by Hello I'm Brandon on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 07:23:00 PST

My 21st B-day!

So last night I celebrated my 21st B-day.  And yes, I think its safe to say that this was my closest experience to death I have ever had.  Let me fill you in on the night.The day starts with...
Posted by Hello I'm Brandon on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 05:50:00 PST

Touring Favorites

So basically I have been on the road for the past year touring...I have seen just about every city, state, gas station, rest stop, dumpster, venue, crosswalk, and palm tree this country has to offer. ...
Posted by Hello I'm Brandon on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 03:15:00 PST

Brandon Lanier = World's Greatest

So yeah, I am sitting in a hotel in Sacramento, CA right now. There really isn't anything to do so I asked myself, "Brandon, what do you do when you are bored and have a lab top in your hand." Wr...
Posted by Hello I'm Brandon on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:55:00 PST

My old neighbor and friend fell to her death

She will definetly be missed Trespassing at elevators ends in fatal fall A St. Paul woman died this morning after apparently falling 10 stories off an abandoned grain elevator in Minneapolis. Ch...
Posted by Hello I'm Brandon on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 12:45:00 PST

Goodbye Liver

So....the past two weeks have been quite the break for me.  When I got off tour a couple weeks ago I told myself, "Hey, you drink and abuse your body a lot on tour, maybe its time to take a littl...
Posted by Hello I'm Brandon on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 12:46:00 PST

Drumming

its really the best thing in the world... bitches die and while your at it....listen to the best fuckin rap group eva! Bee Jays & Sex rawk!...
Posted by Hello I'm Brandon on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 01:18:00 PST

Pube Chin = No More!

After nearly a year of disgusting growth and humiliation, I was forced to shave my pube chin today...why you ask...well everyone in the fuckin band has pube chins and we had a photo-shoot today, so ev...
Posted by Hello I'm Brandon on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 11:03:00 PST

Wednesday Nights at The Lodge

So heres the story... For the past year or so I have been making my way down to The Lodge bar on Wednesday nights.  It started as a mear reason to go see kevin and kirby play acou...
Posted by Hello I'm Brandon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST