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Katrina

About Me

My apartment building is in the middle of a pseudo-ghetto. That is to say, the building is nice, but homeless people rifle through our dustbins on a regular basis. And I can hear one guy's shopping cart full of cans rattling down the street from my bedroom window. And last Christmas I was given pepper spray. //I went to the U of A for my first year of crap post-secondary education. This upcoming year I'll be trying my luck at Grant MacEwan. Since I can now do my Bachelor of Arts there, I figure why not? Generally speaking I hate school. Mostly because I'm sick of teetering on the edge of poverty. You know, relative poverty. As in, poverty in relation to those hoochie bar stars wearing Seven jeans while I wear my Gap jeans that were on sale and discounted even further because I used to work there. They say money doesn't buy happiness, and I'm broke. But you know what? Poverty doesn't buy happiness. // My friend Jer tells me "Appreciate that your life is as funny and weird as TV, then punish anyone who creeps you out." Yeah, too bad I don't have the same earnings as a TV star.Layout Provided By CodeMyLayout.com - Myspace Layouts

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Conversationalists. The lead-footed people that live above me, so I can see if they really do weigh 400 pounds, or if they just need to learn how to walk properly.

My Blog

Wii-Tards

I read on the cover of the paper today about some girl who threw her Wii controller into her big screen TV and has decided to whine about it.I'm appalled at the sheer stupidity of these individuals wh...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 00:26:00 GMT

Booerns.

I'm not a teenager anymore damn it! Whatever. Eighteen till I die. «¤kåt®îñ夻 says: My myspace already says I'm 20 «¤kåt®îñ夻 says: GOD I AM NOT A KID «¤kåt®îñ夻 says: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY jer- says...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:39:00 GMT

The Redhead Has a Name

jer says: Please, for the love of all that is good and holy. Entertain me or shall lose what remains of my sanity. «¤kåt®îñ夻 says: Ahh let's see «¤kåt®îñ夻 says: Well, most days for the past ye...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 12:28:00 GMT

Define Normal

Yowza. I woke up today, got to school on time without any interference, and sat in Spanish and thought "Finally, a normal day" and felt temporarily relieved.Temporarily.Then I got to work and found ou...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 18:52:00 GMT

Just give'r

I'm not gonna lie. There's still a lot about life that sucks. I'm pretty sure if there's bill-paying involved, there's going to be a certain degree of suckage.But I think I've lucked out. Even though ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 19:57:00 GMT

I need a reading week from reading week

FUCK! This week blew by and I've seemingly done nothing useful. I've worked the entire week away and I still need to quit Gap. I even procrastinate about quitting a job. That my friends is impressive,...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 18:44:00 GMT

Turn down the suck

There's nothing like midterm week. No, nothing. Well, except for maybe finals week. But nothing else. These weeks of scholarly hell bring out the worst in me. While others manage to pull all-nighters&...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 20:47:00 GMT

As inevitable as vomiting after eating pure salmonella, Valentine's is coming

It's attacked the card stores, the coffee shops and just about every other retail store known to man. It starts with Hallmark, and from there infects Chapters, Starbucks, and then...society at large. ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 22:07:00 GMT

Ralph, give me the fucking cheque now

Hey you know what sucks? Not having enough money to go to Da-de-o's and then Yardbirds with my friends. Not having enough money to buy that top at Banana Republilc. Not having enough money to buy a ve...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 18:46:00 GMT

Her name is Katrina, and she has a maple latte problem

Don't ask me what I'll do when the season is over and all the Starbucks' run out of their maple syrup. The City Centre location already has run out, and as I was informed, will not be receiving any mo...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 09:57:00 GMT