My name is Brother Joses Obarnabas. I am a high priest in the Lucifarian Brotherhood of Baphomet, an ancient and powerful society only now coming to the forefront. Soon, all of you will join us to usher in a powerful new era of evil.
I am not 100 years old, I am much older, though I am really a Capricorn. My life is darkness. I like to wear gowns.
I am presently on assignment for the Lucifarian Brotherhood of Baphomet to monitor the actions of The Matadors and associated entertainment-based divisions. I often perform the essential purpose of feeding Hooch booze, as much as possible, until he makes a complete fool of himself. I also lead the patrons in antiphony.