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liver failure

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About Me

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so you want to know me?im a piss takin bastard first off,but in a funny way....not just a miserable sod!im easy goin and thats about all there is to me....simple!im currently travelling austrailia,wich i might add is awesome!!!sun and sea every fucking day!!plus cold delicious beer....yes heaven is a place on earth!any thing else you could possibly want to know about me?then ask one of my friends,coz i cant be bothered to explain anymore!!!
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Name: Steve
Birthday: 20th November
Birthplace: Reading
Current Location: Wokingham
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5"11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Royalty Bitch!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Nikes with a pleasent gum sole!!
Your Weakness: booze,girls and drugs
Your Fears: Running Out Of Booze
Your Perfect Pizza: Texas BBQ (without onions)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: winning the special olympics
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Queef!
Thoughts First Waking Up: why isnt there a lady next to me!!why god?why?!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Gorgeous Face,and ample boobs!
Your Bedtime: whenever i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: When life was simple and money meant nothing
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds!!im lovin it!!
Single or Group Dates: huge roman like orgies!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton ice
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yeh rollies or marlbro red
Do you Swear: Like a fucking sailor
Do you Sing: all the time and very well!!
Do you Shower Daily: Twice a day
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunatly yeh
Do you want to go to College: Tried and failed
Do you want to get Married: Im not sure yet...
Do you belive in yourself: I belivie i can fail.....
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Well if barry white could pull it off.....
Are you a Health Freak: fuck no....
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah - I love '
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeh

Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em!!!
Do you play an Instrument: does the skin flute count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Almost every day
In the past month have you Smoked: Almost every day
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No....ive been good
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No...apparently im a gargoyle!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeh,vegtable though
In the past month have you been on Stage: The world is my stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: I need a date first!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.Through fear of being harpooned....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yeh....
Ever been Drunk: Maybe once or twice
Ever been called a Tease: if by tease you mean,cunt?then yeh
Ever been Beaten up: Not yet
Ever Shoplifted: yeh....but i didnt realise
How do you want to Die: Inside a lady sandwich
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller
What country would you most like to Visit: your mums cunt-ry
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown?maybe blue?
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: shoulder length
Height: 5" to 5"5"
Weight: as long as i can get my arms round em......
Best Clothing Style: French knickers!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: many....
Number of CDs I own: 400ish
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a lot.....fucking past....i'll get you one day!!!
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My Interests

music,smoking,tattoos,rugby union and shiny metallic objects....like spoons or the wrapper from a milky bar!

I'd like to meet:

your mum,chino moreno,jemina pearl!!!love her!,seth mcfarlane(genius),vince vaughn,jennifer aniston and kelly brook!!!

Music:

afi,arcade fire,arctic monkeys,alexisonfire,at the drive in,aphex twin,babyshambles,be your own pet,ben harper,bjork,bloc party,boards of canada,johnny cash,the clash,coheed & cambria,cooper temple clause,the cure,dead 60s,death cab for cutie,deftones,dredg,editors,fall of troy,falloutboy,fourtet,the hives,incubus,the jam,jack johnson,johnny cash,journey,kasabian,kings of leon,led zepplin,lemon jelly,libertines,madness,magic numbers,marvin gaye,mars volta,maximo park,mew,million dead,modest mouse,nine inch nails,nofx,oasis,ordinary boys,paddingtons,panic!at the disco,pendulum,pennywise,perfect circle,pink floyd,postal service,q.o.t.s.a,radiohead,r.a.t.m,rainbow,the rakes, ramstein,ramones,rancid,red hot chilli peppers,reef,rolling stones,saul williams,sex pistols,sigur ros,specials,square pusher,the smiths,snow patrol,stevie wonder,stranglers,subways, taking back sunday,team sleep,tiger army,tool,trivium,turbonegro,the von bondies,we are scientists,white stripes,wolfmother,rjd2,dj yoda,dj shadow,dj vadim,mr scruff,taskforce,jehst,jurrasic 5,braintax,mystro,yungun, lewis parker, skinnyman,common,mos def,talib kweli, mf doom,ghostface killah,Method Man,Rza,Gza,Raekwon, Wu-Tang Clan if i named them all we'd be here for ever!!!

Movies:

the goonies,the burbs,city of god,fear and loathing in las vegas,sexy beast,team america,hero,ong-bak,batteries not included,short circuit,ferris buellers day off,weekend at bernies,pirates of the carribian,all monty python movies, old skool,anchorman,dodgeball,withnail and i,quadraphenia and superman returns!!!!(best comic book film ever!!!!)

Television:

the mighty boosh,qi,simpsons,family guy,south park,bottom and never mind the buzzcocks.

Books:

the hungry catapiller,the twits,george's marvellous medicine and fantastic mr fox.

Heroes:

fuzzy bear,laboritwois garnier (coz he's my gin buddy)suzanne "suzie leigh" jarvis(miss her so bad!!!)becca "data" nicholls my own personnel little sunshine!!renee taylor my well of knowledge!!george "hero" breadmore (the only man who will defend westlife!!!)and Kathryn "MARTIN" Boyce,coz she means the world to me!!!end of....fact!