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so you want to know me?im a piss takin bastard first off,but in a funny way....not just a miserable sod!im easy goin and thats about all there is to me....simple!im currently travelling austrailia,wich i might add is awesome!!!sun and sea every fucking day!!plus cold delicious beer....yes heaven is a place on earth!any thing else you could possibly want to know about me?then ask one of my friends,coz i cant be bothered to explain anymore!!!Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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Name: Steve
Birthday: 20th November
Birthplace: Reading
Current Location: Wokingham
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5"11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Royalty Bitch!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Nikes with a pleasent gum sole!!
Your Weakness: booze,girls and drugs
Your Fears: Running Out Of Booze
Your Perfect Pizza: Texas BBQ (without onions)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: winning the special olympics
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Queef!
Thoughts First Waking Up: why isnt there a lady next to me!!why god?why?!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Gorgeous Face,and ample boobs!
Your Bedtime: whenever i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: When life was simple and money meant nothing
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds!!im lovin it!!
Single or Group Dates: huge roman like orgies!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton ice
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yeh rollies or marlbro red
Do you Swear: Like a fucking sailor
Do you Sing: all the time and very well!!
Do you Shower Daily: Twice a day
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunatly yeh
Do you want to go to College: Tried and failed
Do you want to get Married: Im not sure yet...
Do you belive in yourself: I belivie i can fail.....
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Well if barry white could pull it off.....
Are you a Health Freak: fuck no....
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah - I love '
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeh
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em!!!
Do you play an Instrument: does the skin flute count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Almost every day
In the past month have you Smoked: Almost every day
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No....ive been good
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No...apparently im a gargoyle!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeh,vegtable though
In the past month have you been on Stage: The world is my stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: I need a date first!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.Through fear of being harpooned....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yeh....
Ever been Drunk: Maybe once or twice
Ever been called a Tease: if by tease you mean,cunt?then yeh
Ever been Beaten up: Not yet
Ever Shoplifted: yeh....but i didnt realise
How do you want to Die: Inside a lady sandwich
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller
What country would you most like to Visit: your mums cunt-ry
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown?maybe blue?
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: shoulder length
Height: 5" to 5"5"
Weight: as long as i can get my arms round em......
Best Clothing Style: French knickers!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: many....
Number of CDs I own: 400ish
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a lot.....fucking past....i'll get you one day!!!
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