The Greatest Thing |
The greatest thing happened to me today. I got a flat tire. And it wasnt just any ol flat tire, it looked like itd been chewed up by a gaggle of gators&assuming there is such a thing, and if there...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 09:27:00 GMT |
Godzilla |
Its a little known fact that in the second Godzilla movie, Godzilla Raids Again , the fight between the monsters was suppsed to be shot in slow motion, but the camera man screwed it up and shot the ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 09:28:00 GMT |
Oh, bugger |
Well, its a Sunday and my head is already at work on Monday. Will I make a mistake?!! Am I working hard enough?!! Do normal people think that way? They dont act like they do. They just live their ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 09:30:00 GMT |
Buyer Beware |
I am allowing so many people to screw with me. I got talked into a buyers protection plan (which is probably a joke in and of itself) by B of A. Which in reality turned out to be a weekly reminder ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 09:29:00 GMT |
Christmas Titanic |
Im so ashamed&I got this big model of the Titanic on Ebay&the electronic thrift store&and it lights up. Well from the photo it looked like it lights up like the real ship would at night. But thats n...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 09:31:00 GMT |
Turn Signals |
I was driving down 101 near San Francisco yesterday and was reminded that I am getting older. I found that Id been driving for several miles with my turn signal on. Course, the only reason I didin...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 09:33:00 GMT |
Pothead |
Im a kind of a drug addict&the kind that wakes up in the morning without the slightest concern about the pair of fishing waders theyre wearing&or for the pile of weasel pelts that now lie on the bed...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 09:32:00 GMT |
Airplanes |
I wasnt too fond of flying as it was&I once had a nervous fellow passenger ask how long the flight was&I told him it depended on how far the plane got&anyway, I got on one of those planes with the en...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 09:34:00 GMT |
prayer |
I was in a "treatment" center and I remember once they told us that if we had a resentment against someone we should for pray for the person to have what we would want for ourselves. Well, I had a ba...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 20:35:00 GMT |
john paul |
I've got this friend, John Paul. Wonderful heart...but your head's in for a ride. He told me once that his family was so poor that when the wippers broke on the car, they had to use oven mite. He ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 17:58:00 GMT |
