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Ahua

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About Me

Ladies and Gentlemen... Welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here nearly 200 of the world's top myspacers. Some of you I know well... others I'm meeting for the first time. I don't mind telling you that I am engaged in an "evil" scheme to take over "myspace". I will employ "lasers" if necessary. About me? The details of my life are quite inconsequential. I love God and I'm not ashamed to tell you. As a prankster... I'm always up to something. If there's nothing fun going on... I start something. I don't like wasting time, but I'm good at it. Fiercely loyal, honest to a fault, but not mean. Positive, open minded, and forward thinking, but sure of what I'm sure of. I'm down to earth, but that's just 'cause I recently looked in the mirror.
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My Interests

people watching. it's pretty much the top thing you can do. i also like helping little old ladies across the street, throwing stuff at jerks, and taking pictures of mullets. my most favorite thing to do is to dress up in '70's gear and go dancing at local clubs while pretending that every song is disco. travel is cool. my favorite destination so far is Costa Rica.

I'd like to meet:

If you think you can help my in my diabolical quest to wrest power from Tom and rule myspace... you may send me a "friend" request. My henchman Mustafa will be screening all applicants.from now on... if you send me a "friend" request, you must also send a message explaining your favorite thing about my profile. if you're fun, irreverant and lack cooth, then you're my type. all joking aside, LET ME MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR. DON'T SEND A FRIEND REQUEST WITHOUT A MESSAGE. i do actually communicate with people here and i'm not interested in your music or being part of your "friend collection" unless you are interested in me. if you can't communicate before we are friends... what should make me think you will after i accept? no request will be considered without a message from you. You may also leave me a message on my refrigerator here. Get Your Own Voice Player Manage By the way... I'm told the call is free.
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Whoa! Looks like I am popular on the East Coast. Crazy.

Music:

first off, anything with cowbell rules! but aside from that, good music is good music reguardless of the genre. some of my favorites include Pearl Jam, U2, Jack J., Nora Jones, Coldplay and stuff like that. on occasion i've been known to prank call people with "name that tune" games... tell them it's something they know, then play zydeco music and inform them that they lost when they don't have the first clue what it is. ah Rockin' Dopsie and the Zydeco Twisters. so much fun. great zydeco band too. i also like to play my guitar and make stuff up, but i doubt you'd want to hear that. oh, a side note that is quite important. Greg Laswell is just plain good. if you haven't yet, check out his stuff. if he doesn't make it big, then Britany Spears has jaded us all.

Movies:

wedding crashers is almost too funny. words cannot describe the genius of Dumb & Dumber. i think that nearly every word, pause and facial expression in that entire movie is nothing short of hilarious. i am also a huge fan of Ancorman. "Hey everybody, come over here and see how good I look." yeah, i love the dry, sarcastic humor of one Will the man Farrell. Scrumtrelecent! lest i leave everyone thinking that i only like the jokes, i also like "The Hunt for the Red October, "The Usual Suspects" and i'm a big fan of "Tombstone".

Books:

i'm deep. i don't know if i should even admitt the stuff i read. really, is anyone attracted to a guy who enjoys a good philosophy book? Ok, i will admitt that i often referance Dating for Idiots and How to win Friends and Influence Girls.

Heroes:

Da children need a hero... stewie griffin "Victory is mine!" Ah, Turd Ferguson! I'd say Jesus, but He's not my hero, He's my God.

My Blog

The Camping trip that wasn’t

Gather 'round and read the tale of the camping trip that really turned out to be a near perfect example of Murphy's Law. You know that old adage that what ever can go wrong will. Heh. I've got a do...
Posted by Ahua on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:54:00 PST

First day of work

Ah me. Work. It's been almost 2 years since I've collected a paycheck. For those of you who know me or have followed my telling of the tales of my life know that I was in a bad accident in Septembe...
Posted by Ahua on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:00:00 PST

Family Reunion the Fair and the 4th part 1

The holidays whether national or family or both bring a range of emotions, memories and happenings. Some we relish and others we.. )
Posted by Ahua on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 05:18:00 PST

I shouldda took . . .

"Now according to all of them flat-belly experts, I shouldda took a dirt nap like thirty years ago. But each year comes and goes, and I'm still here. Ha! And they keep dyin'. You know?" ~ Grumpier Ol...
Posted by Ahua on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:23:00 PST

Reason to believe...

As the Counting Crows so famously sang,"A long December and there's reason to believeMaybe this year will be better than the last . . . "The holidays are upon us again and I'm all fired up. Contrary ...
Posted by Ahua on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 01:29:00 PST

Talladega Halloween

Hey everybody. Ricky Bobby here. I just want to tell you that first and foremost. . . I like to go fast. But a close second is a good party. Last Friday over at Cleveland House we had a real winne...
Posted by Ahua on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:47:00 PST

Talladega Halloween (the pics2)

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Posted by Ahua on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:02:00 PST

Talladega Halloween (the pics)

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Posted by Ahua on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:44:00 PST

Getting Along Famously

The Gypsy Lounge in the OC is a little known dive in an odd location, but they get really good acts to come in. That and the cover is only 5 bucks. It shares a parking lot with a beauty school, Waho...
Posted by Ahua on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:54:00 PST

Half Dome Part 2

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Posted by Ahua on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:04:00 PST