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The Reverend Bob Q.

The Reverend Dr. Bob Q. Gerschwin

About Me

I'm a great listener. And I've come to realize that some people love to talk. I enjoy listening, because nobody ever learned a damn thing from the sound of their own voice. But very few people ever really listen to me, and I've gotten used to it. I'm just another bored nobody who wants to be somebody, even if only for one person. I laugh during horror movies and tragic happenings. I'm no good at being myself. I'm an ordained Minister Of The Universal Life Church, which legally allows me to perform marrriage ceremonies(pending your requirements by state law),Baptism, and of course the partoking of the sacrament...I like making people think, even when they shouldn't have to. I'm not an a$$hole, but sometimes i have to be so i won't get hurt, If that makes sense to anyone...I can keep a smile on my face in even the most stressful situations, as proof of my fleeting sanity... ..

My Interests

I enjoy being musically inclined, cooking (especially if for people who can't cook), properly executing the flow, and chillaxin with the homeys...

I'd like to meet:

Jesus(the one you won't hear too much about in church, who hung out with the outcasts, called the religious leaders hypocrites, and challenged the authority of the state), MLK Jr., a pope from the year 1478, someone who's been shot by a muzzelloader, and anyone with the motivation and courage to speak their own truth in the face of injustice...

Music:

Bleeding Through Thine Eyes Bleed, Misery Index, Unearth, Atreyu, Lamb Of God, 50('s whack), Bullet For My Valentine, As I Lay Dying, Drowning Pool, Reel Big Fish, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Five Iron Frenzy, Suburban Rhythm, Mustard Plug, Camron, G-Unit, The Game(G U-not), Lynrd Skynrd, Ted Nugent, Pink Floyd, Johnny Cash, and far too many more list off the top of my head...

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Bowling For Columbine, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Pulp Fiction, Man on Fire, Saw I-III, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, and Chronicles of Riddick

Television:

Family Guy, Mind of Mencia, Futurama, Metalapocolypse, 12oz mouse, PHF, The Unit, Heroes, House, CSI, The Simpsons, American Dad, South Park, Texas Holdem, Iron Chef, National BBQ Circut, and COPS(cause its always on).

Books:

Consciousness Explained by Daniel C. Dennett, Prescription Pot by George McMahon/Christopher Largen, and Abuse of Power : The New Nixon Tapes by Stanley Kutler

Heroes:

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My Blog

it timed me out

I will never again be able to express the things I just lost because myspace timed me out while I was typing it, and it disappeared after it made me sign back in... Long story short, I'm stuck in a po...
Posted by The Reverend Bob Q. on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 02:53:00 PST

When theres no room in hell...

Brain chatter is almost back to normal levels and tones. Hopefully the schitzo in me will return to its dormant state long enough for me to think straight and reassert myself and my direction. I would...
Posted by The Reverend Bob Q. on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:05:00 PST

And againg biology prevails...

"Some people deserve what they get, while some feel undeserved to receive what is dealt..." -Unknown. Did some laundry late last night, got home round 7:30, was in bed by 8, half slept till 2 when I d...
Posted by The Reverend Bob Q. on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 04:02:00 PST

Everybody Gets One.

It seems as though lately every opportunity that has come before me,  I've let slip away. With every new day comes the opportunity to change everything. Be it for better or worse, the course lies...
Posted by The Reverend Bob Q. on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 03:42:00 PST

Your sickened way of life So cold inside, so empty and so hollow

Well today started off pretty shitty. around 1a.m. I was on my computer messing with some stuff, not a drop of booze in me, and bam, out of nowhere the room was spinning, I ran to the bathroom an...
Posted by The Reverend Bob Q. on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:36:00 PST

I will rise above the actions of my past

First off I love being single. Second: being single sucks. All I could ask for is someone I can wake up next to in the morning.with my arms around, Someone who will give me input on directions wh...
Posted by The Reverend Bob Q. on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:54:00 PST

Congratulations, you had a rapper at your school.

Latest job change: I am now a cook at the ninety nine restaurant and pub of Wallingford. No more will I toil fruitlessly as a dollar $tore cashier. Instead I slave over a hot oven for a 1.50 pay raise...
Posted by The Reverend Bob Q. on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:28:00 PST

Well then, shall we skip the foreplay?

After far too long without a car, I finally have enough for the car that I wanted to buy like 3 weeks ago, now I just hope its still available...If it isn't I'm screwed, cause I've got maybe 3 days&nb...
Posted by The Reverend Bob Q. on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 07:30:00 PST

Ridiculousness at its finest...

Well I'm in Shelton, pulling up to this house to drop off my friend, and I get a flat tire. So as I'm changing to a donut, on of my lugs breaks. Now I have three. So I'm driving home and my car starts...
Posted by The Reverend Bob Q. on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 12:01:00 PST

Whatever You're Into, Get Into Bob Gerschwin.

I'm starting the process of getting a new car, cause mine sucks balls. I'm on vacation next week, which is very nice, but I get to look for a new job instead of relax cause my job sucks...
Posted by The Reverend Bob Q. on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 07:29:00 PST