Bend Your Arms to Look Like Steve

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To cut a long story short..I live for..

Coca-Cola - Averaging 3 litres a day - Frankly, its better than sex. Films that are worth 2 hours of my life. My family. Romance/Generally wanting to fall in love. Limelight. Gigs. The Postal Service. Sitting out my back in the wee small hours. Existentialism. People watching. Books that are worth a shitload of hours of my life. Poker.
Converse. Studded belts. Sleazin' to the max. Satire, fucking love satire. Politics in general. Comedy. Alt. girls. :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: ::
Downpours. Old family photographs. Canada. Southampton FC. "2 plain double cheeseburgers, large fries, large coke", down with the Supersize Me McDonalds oppression! Working in a cinema. Movie posters. Girls with accents. Cartoon tshirts. Sitting down in the shower. Burning matches constantly. Chillin' in the Elm's massive with ol' 4z. JOHNNY LIMELIGHT.
Taking my trousers off before my shoes. Juicyfruit / Green Extra. Twilight. Self-inflicted insomnia. Partying. :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: ::
Narcotics. The desire to have my name remembered. Armando Iannucci comedy / Quoting said comedy for hours on end. Green eyes turn me on. As do tattoos/piercings on women. Actually while we're at it, girls in converse do it for me too. Compliments. Lynx Africa. Wearing suits. Pointless bracelets.
Leaving pointless notes for people.
UTV makeovers. Travelling. Belfast. Belfast after a night of Limelighting.
Habitat for Humanity Northern Ireland. The RUC. Age :: Nineteen.
Birthday :: Second January.
Hometown :: Newtownards.
Nationality :: British.
Stature :: Five eleven & a half.
Hair :: Dark Brown.
Eyes :: Hazel.
Availability :: Very single.
Smoker? :: Occasionally.
Drinker? :: Oui.
Druggie? :: Oui. (of the soft variety)
Here for :: The general banter.
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My Blog

The week ahead..

First things first, if you go to school, and it's your half-term next week, you're a cunt and I hate you. Metaphorically speaking of course. I love you really. Just, half-term = more hours, and more h...
Posted by Bend Your Arms to Look Like Steve on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 08:01:00 PST

My triumph through adversity

What's that you say? Steve won the Katy Daly's bingo?! Oh yes, that's right, that's what you said.. Go team! Gemma Hayes, Friday night, here I come! Moi et my winnings! ...
Posted by Bend Your Arms to Look Like Steve on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 09:12:00 PST

Spot the celeb

I don't care what anyone says, that's Mick Hucknall in the background.....
Posted by Bend Your Arms to Look Like Steve on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 12:10:00 PST

Katy's Alternative Quiz Extravaganza

Ahh picture the scene.. Quiet Monday night, no real prospect of any fun going down in the Ards locale, so I get on the ol' phone to good ol' Foreman to enquire about some pub quiz action. After much ...
Posted by Bend Your Arms to Look Like Steve on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 10:22:00 PST

Self-inflicted insomnia..

Ahh, in the words of Jack Johnson, where'd all the good people go?! Or something along those lines.. Yes, that's right, where have you gone, eh?! Don't think your disappearance hasn't gone undetected....
Posted by Bend Your Arms to Look Like Steve on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 08:08:00 PST