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The Puberty Pals - Watch more free videosLife's a bitch, I'll say that. I lost my best friend and husband, Ryan Alan Bishop, on April 14th, 2007 to the war in Iraq. He was the most incredible person I've ever met, and I will never forget him. On a brighter note, I'm a junior at TJC and I'm studying to be a Doctor of Osteopathics. If you have anything interesting to say-hit me up. I love good stories and anything funny. I have a different approach to life than most, which is this: When shit goes wrong-fuck it. Don't get angry- get over it. That's how I roll bitches . . . . word.
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A Poem: Saints and Lions

I took a trip to D.C. Last weekend and I wrote this on the plane back home.  SAINTS AND LIONSOnce upon a time, there was a man named Ryan.He loved like a saint, but he fought like a lion.             ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 23:11:00 GMT

The secret to Marriage . . besides great sex (yes, theres something else)

OOOOOOooooo . . . . the big question: What kind of girl is the "perfect girl?"  For some guys it's the hot, big titty commitee, ass-taken, tramp (which I am all for because what the hell would we...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 02:28:00 GMT

Who has it worse-MEN or WOMEN??

So what's all this shit I'm hearing about "Oh, women have it harder." "No-men have it harder!" All this bickering about which sex has it harder is really driving me banana sandwhich-so let's weigh out...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:25:00 GMT

In the mind of a young widow . . .

(This is a response to the poem one blog below this one "I Miss My Best Friend") Hi Melanie, Your poem is beautiful. My first husband died over thirty years ago and I still think of him. My life ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:37:00 GMT

A Poem

..TR> April 17, 2008 I miss my best friend. Even though he is with me, and I grow more like him each day, I miss my best friend. I think of the jokes, the good times and bad.The times when we rea...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:50:00 GMT

Hookers, hookers,& prostitutes

THE HOOKER-unappreciated, misunderstood, and overlooked.  Why is everbody always haten on hookers?  I'll tell you why.  First of all, nobody would fuckin care about hookers so much if t...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:00:00 GMT

The worst year of my life

Last year I was many things.  I was a devoted wife, a widow, a student, a volunteer.  I lost my best friend, bought my first house, paid off all my debts, ran 1000 miles, went to maui, Color...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 06:12:00 GMT

Titty Dancers, Americas heroines

So my good friend Hans and I wanted to share our opinion about our favorite kind of people-strippers.  HANS:the dancer. what a unappreciated profession. these woman are the backbone that keep me...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 12:28:00 GMT

More shit about sex . .did u expect any less from me?

I love sex . . dicks, vaginas, nipples, anything with ample nerve endings I want to lick, probe, and violate.  I'd like to thank the people who invented Lubricant-it's mankinds greatest invention...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 00:31:00 GMT

My fuckin blog

Well, ok.  So I ended up losing Ryan to the war.  Fuck-what now?  I'm staying in school, but I just don't know what to do with myself.  SHould I go crazy and party like a rockstar,...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 21:10:00 GMT