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ashley

thou shall not wish your girlfriend, was a freak, like me.

About Me



i'm loud, sometimes obnoxious, and can make a mean bowl of easy mac. i laugh at myself CONSTANTLY. i love my music. i love to shimmy. i love my dog. i love my man. i love to travel. i love the sinful drink. i love the old time tunes.

My Interests



How I will die:
At age 55 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which will cause my life to end.
(I always knew it would end that way)
How will you die?

I'd like to meet:

Englebert Humperding so I can throw an egg at him. (and an oopah loompah stripper)

Music:

anything i can do the twist to, and lets not forget the pixies, chuck berry and jr cash.

Heroes:

care bears...It really is a shame when you grow up and discover that your problems can not be solved with the "care bear stare"

My Blog

Ive come to realize

1. I've come to realize that, my ex:wasn't right for me, but I learned what I wanted out of a relationship because of it.2. I've come to realize that, I talk:when I should listen3. I've come to realiz...
Posted by ashley on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:39:00 PST

Wierd 40

1. What is your occupation? slave to el gatto and the dog2. What color are your socks right now? fleshy flesh....cuz i aint wearin' none yo!3. What are you listening to right now? The Doors.4. Wh...
Posted by ashley on Fri, 04 May 2007 03:22:00 PST

FOR YOUR BENEFIT

(Finally someone who looks at the world in the same rediculous, cantankerous nature as I....I'm particularly fond of the midget pilgrim part! HAHAHAHA.....read on, it's for your own benefit)********My...
Posted by ashley on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 03:40:00 PST

High School Memories!!!!

Since so many of my high school friends are actually on here, I thought this would be kinda fun.....Your senior year in High School is supposed to be the best year of your life. Let's see how much you...
Posted by ashley on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 12:43:00 PST

ANONYMOUS DRIVE BY EGGING!

On Saturday night we headed out to Club Addiction www.club-addiction.com which is our favorite 80's club (for pics go to www.drunkrockers.com). We spent the evening getting ready, and were really look...
Posted by ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST