ASS FLOWER |
THE SQUIRT OF AN ASS FLOWERTHE STINK OF A BEEYOU'D BLUNDER AND STUMBLE AND BARK AT THE MOONIF YOU WERE HALF AS DUMB AS MEIT STINKS IN HERE!IT STINKS IN HERE!SOMETHING DIED AND ROTS I FEAR!THE END IS N... Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:11:00 GMT |
WAR MACHINE |
Floating smoke and fire and a can of gasoline.So what if war is hell! Do you have to be so mean?Babies born deformed enough to make a mother scream.Her other son was fodder for the wicked war ma... Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 15:33:00 GMT |
The Scary Ones |
We are not among the scared,We are the scary ones.We dont mean you any harm,We're just tryin' ta have some fun.Running with scissorsPlaying with fireSawing pretty girls in half.We'll catapult a clown ... Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 15:19:00 GMT |
Magpie (For Angelica) |
Fly with the magpies and swim with the fish.You may have a sip of my flask if you wish.But beleagured beware, you musn't be scaredof the monster inside of yer head.Could it be a channel through which ... Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:34:00 GMT |
God Hates Amerika |
GOD HATES AMERIKAOur ship of fools is sinking.does anybody have a bucket?Death's acrobat contorts to draw attention from the ruckus.The Diva tried to sing but she developed laryngitis.Have another cup... Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:27:00 GMT |
The Devil's Play Thing |
The world awakes from it's dreamless sleepAs the deadly current travels down the rusty barbed wireGod's Golden Tap Shoes dance upon the frantic fire antsIsabel was a SeerThe Witch of the Wood she wasA... Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 12:30:00 GMT |
Train Wreck |
Sentenced to death by a thousand cutsYou can pitch a fit if you feel you mustYou ain't got nuthin' if you ain't got trustWe're headed to the Fabled Promised Land 'R' bustFelt like a hurricane but it o... Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 12:36:00 GMT |
BIG BILLY SATAN |
Big Billy SatanBig Billy Satan, he fell down the stairsWearing nothing but his star spangled underwear.He said a hail mary on his way down the stepsLanded on his head and now he has Tourettes"MOTHER F... Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 12:34:00 GMT |
Twitch |
TwitchAnd when the Piggies plunge pel-melAss over elbows into hellWe'll slit their throats from ear to ear and hang em from the chandelierTopsy turvy by the toesAnd watch for when their heads explodeI... Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 21:12:00 GMT |
Louie the Birthday Duck |
Louie the Birthday Duck
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Scene 1
Narrative 1
"Louie always knew that he was doomed."
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Nervous Yellow Duckling with his eyes bugging out of his head, with anvils... Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 09:34:00 GMT |