..Where do I start. I work in the visual effects industry and live in West LA. I am married to an amazing piece of arse. No really, she is pretty hot. Oh and she is smart and funny and stuff too. We have a son named Connor who I must say is the cutest kid ever. Seriously look at my photos section and tell me that he is not super cute. He is very lucky because he got his mommy's good looks. I am lucky because he was born via C-Section which preserved my wife's naughty bits for further debauchery. So really we are all winners here.
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A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals...Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
--Monty Python, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
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