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About Me

I'm the karoke dj at sonny's tavern on Friday nights and I found out recently that not only am I a decent bowler, I have a tendency to kick ass at arcade basketball. Now if I could just get out of telemarketing, I might just have a shot at being a functional person. I'm also not blonde anymore. I guess it was just a phase...

My Interests

Music, talking, road trips, writing, smoking, vegetarian, guacamole, tofu, diet coke, scrabble, guitar, drums, SINGING, kissing as much as humanly possible, spooning, sexual tension, coffee, music trivia, potato chips, darts, dirty martinis, yuengling, whiskey, being unrecognizable, winning arguments, being difficult overall, frozen pizza, cigars, girls who wear boys' cologne

I'd like to meet:

New music. It's way better than new people.

Music:

Anything that makes me feel.

Movies:

Loved Hairspray. I gotta tell ya though, I really could have just watched John Travolta bounce around in a fat lady suit for a few hours. Just him. I think they should consider a sequal...

Television:

Don't have it.

Books:

Anything that makes me think.

Heroes:

Anyone who is sincere.

My Blog

The first poem I have written in a very long time...

Continuum There was a time Where I willfully, Expectantly, Fed into your narcissism And excused it In fact brushed it off As self conscious musings Even reveled in the theory Tha...
Posted by Joan on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:16:00 PST

The fall.

I'm fairly sure that it's worse to feel like you are about to lose your mind than it is to actually lose it. If you actually lose your mind, you don't think at all. From time to time, I have a f...
Posted by Joan on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:32:00 PST

Is your refrigerator running? Mine is too!

So my refrigerator is running. It was however lovely coming home to a door locked by the landlord that I didn't have a key to. Thanks Tobin and Christine for bringing me the key. I'v...
Posted by Joan on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:37:00 PST

Is your refrigerator running? Ok good because mine's not.

So really there really have been a lot of complications in my life in the last 6 months or so. I'm not explaining them in detail or even giving a laundry list. The moment when I realized t...
Posted by Joan on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:59:00 PST

I think myspace just called me fat...

So I get a lot of random friend requests. Everyone from 19 year old bicurious suburbanites to scuzzy 30 something hairy men to fake webcam girls. Today however, I received a friend request...
Posted by Joan on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:43:00 PST

You, me, and 5 bucks...

Ya know, I really miss college. I really miss the days when my biggest problems were writing papers, getting dressed in the morning and finding some one old enough to buy me a 40. I miss ...
Posted by Joan on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:51:00 PST

Thank you Mr. Wicker

So I guess my job isn't all that bad. Tonight, I spoke with an amazing man. I was raising money for the Democratic National Committee and called a man named Randolph H. Wicker. Initi...
Posted by Joan on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:42:00 PST

Second cup of coffee...

My very first gay boy David is coming tomorrow. Love him. He is fabulous. I'm sure Josh and he will fight and I'm sure that coming from California, he will complain about the cold and yuckiness ...
Posted by Joan on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:11:00 PST

Diaries of a Dyke Mike

All I ever seem to do anymore is write dumb blogs and change songs on my myspace. I lead a charmed life. I will say this, which is that John White, after attending the last pink party, has...
Posted by Joan on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 03:27:00 PST

John White is my valentine.

Joanie & Tobin's Valentine Well Joanie and Tobin it's Valentines. When Eros and Bacchus sip love's wines, when the need to send love messages reaches great heights, and when we wait and don't ge...
Posted by Joan on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:05:00 PST