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Myspace Backgrounds I am me and if you dont like it, piss off! yea i can be easy to get along with really. im also told im kinda funny. but i guess i owe most of who i am to the way i was raised. you see i was born from the womb of a rabid boar. so from birth i was destined to be a sphycotic pig. well after momma boar got sucked into a time warp trying to save my brother, she became the main coarse to some aztecs and my brother was a apatizer, so say some stone tablets i found,, i was taken in by some wierd demon clown. he got his jollies off by killing kids and raping thier skulls. needless to say that only lasted so long. but i still got thrown in some cage for it cuz i was a "conspiror" to mass murder and defilement. yea the first thing they did was give me a funky ass name. I was known in childrens books as "demon baby X, the evil pet to the one that fucked dead kids skulls". yea the name is pretty long but if you say it really fast it sounds kinda cute. the second thing they did was find some poor sap of a catholic priest and get him to attempt to exorsize my demons. Well last i heard of him he is still locked up in some nut house in guam preaching how im the devil and how he wants to fuck me in the ass. that guy is kinda creepy if you ask me. well the thing that really tramatized me was a little thing my keepers loved to do to me. They thought it was the funniest thing in the world to throw a rubix cube in my cage and watch me go insain trying to solve it. occasionally i still wake up in the middle of the night screaming "FUCK ME!!!! I CAN ONLY GET TWO SIDES!!!!" well thats about all there is about me that i can think of off the top of my head. so enjoy what my page has to offer
Name: Rabid
Birthdate: April 6, 1987
Birthplace: Canyon Texas
Current Location: Austin Texas
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 250
Piercings: I had my eyebrow pierced until it annoyed me too much.
Tatoos: I got my name from Ninjutsu, my dragon, my angel, my undead, my sorceress, and my night elf. Soon to have an animy girl too.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: None.
Overused Phraze: Dude
FAVORITES
Food: Sushi!
Candy: Reecess.
Number: 4?
Color: Black and Green
Animal: Dragons
Drink: Water
Alcohol Drink: Vodka or Mead.
Bagel: Yes please?
Letter: Umm......R?
Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes and hair
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Mikey Dees!
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Kiss. Dont get those very often, haha!
Dog or Cat: Either
Rap or Punk: Punk!
Summer or Winter: Good question. Both have their advantages.
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: Usually around 5 am.
Most Missed Memory: Dancing in a parking lot.
Best phyiscal feature: Dunno.
First Thought Waking Up: I want to strap a small explosive device to my alarm clock.
Goal for this year: Get on at the Fire Dept.
Best Friends: James, Xavier, Michael, Jonathan, Fubby, Jojo, and many others.
Weakness: Kindness.
Fears: Never knowing love.
Heritage: I am kinda making my own.
Longest relationship: On and off for about 2 years. Only relationship and why I no longer live in Amarillo.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: A few times.
Ever Smoked: Yes
Pot: I quite when I decided to work for the Fire Dept.
Ever been Drunk: I think 3 times.
Ever been beaten up: A few times.
Ever beaten someone up: A few times.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yup
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yup.
Been Dumped Lately: Depends on how you look at it.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Green
Favorite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long: The longer the better.
Height: Shorter than me preferably.
Style: Rocker, goth, punk, but pretty open.
Looks or Personality: Personality. Dont want to be with a hot girl with no brains.
Hot or Cute To me there is no difference.
Drugs and Alcohol: Depends on your cup of tea.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Either or.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: too many
What country do you want to Visit: Japan
How do you want to Die: Protecting something/someone I believe in.
Been to the Mall Lately: Nope.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes.
Get along with your Parents: Most of the time.
Health Freak: Nope
Do you think your Attractive: I like to think so. haha!
Believe in Yourself: Yes.
Want to go to College: Eventually
Do you Smoke: Yup
Do you Drink: Yup
Shower Daily: Yup
Been in Love: I thought I was. Had to bind myself to get away from it.
Do you Sing: I try.
Want to get Married: Eventually
Do you want Children: Yup
Have your future kids names planned out: I got some ideas
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Lost it when I was 16.
Hate anyone: I used to be a correctional officer (prison gaurd). So yes.
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