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Johnny Expendable

My Pussy only stinks because my dog has bad breath.

About Me

I'll fill your head with kitty cats and puppy dogs. Lost SuburbiaGo Check Out Our Movie

My Interests

Writing, writing movies, making movies, watching movies, pretty much anything that has to do with movies, except having them forced hard into my anus. Tattoos, Soccer, Recycling Cans, Longboarding. 8 bit Nintendo, but no matter how hard I beat and blow it, I just can't get it to work anymore. And probably some other junk.

I'd like to meet:

Jean Claude Van Damme, so he can kick this bitter taste from my mouth... And these guys the GHOULIGANS! Someone who wants to make hot, oily robotic love.

Music:

inside, alkaline trio, tension*, madball, milhouse, indecsion, inxs. Pretty much as of late all I've been listening to is h2o. Dearly Departed coming back together, definitely made my pants get tight in the crotch.

Movies:

Strangers On A Train, Dream With the Fishes, A Life Less Ordinary, the Crow, Romero's Dead Series, Shaun of the Dead, Trainspotting, Ichi the Killer, A Life Less Ordinary, Rambo First Blood Part 2, Zombi. Commando, Raw Deal, and the rest of the Schwarzenegger action comedies.

Television:

MacGuyver, and almost every program on COURT TV, except that stupid show Hollywood Heat, beacuse I could care less what celebrity committed what dismeanor this week, and the host is a dick, because he looks like Phil Donahue.

Books:

Rum Diary, The Zombie Survival Guide, Faust, Picture of Dorian Gray, Better than Sex, David and Lisa, Total Eclipse, Watership Down, I Am Legend, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Satanic Bible, the Underpants