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brittany

About Me

"After years of living in the city I assumed that if my friends and I ever got our fairy tale endings then that would be the end of the story. But real life - Always has a twist." ~Carrie Bradshawi'm a rockstar... end of story. ***********************************************************

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a boy that makes my heart go boom. ********************************************************** but i've already met him. and he already loves me. i can't wait to start the rest of our lives together=] and here's the beginning of it!

My Blog

when girls don’t put out

When girls don't put out!!This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart.Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:25:00 GMT

The Wifes Bill of Rights

Preamble:We, the wives of America, love being married to the husbands of America. We know we have our faults, but with our ever-morphing roles these days, there's a lot of pressure on us to be superhu...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:48:00 GMT

funniest convo EVER!!!

m=my mom b=me m-"if someone comes along and keeps knocking on your door, eventually you're gonna open the door and ask 'what do you want here.'" b-"and opening the door's the mistake because then they...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 22:49:00 GMT

best ever:)

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wron...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:58:00 GMT

What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is by your side?no.  i am alone.  get it straight. 2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What animal is it?kodiak 3. Wha...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:23:00 GMT

and then there were five.

INSTRUCTIONS:delete these five statements,and write your own five statements,intended for different people.never tell which one is to who.things you've wanted to tell people: 1. i do love you.  i...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 11:53:00 GMT

just do it...you know you want to...

Bet you can't do this, because only 1 in 30 people ever can.I dare you to tell the person who posted this bulletin the absolute truth of how you feel about them. I mean EVERYTHING that you think about...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 00:53:00 GMT

i've decided to only keep one survey on here at a time...

1. Spell your name without an E,S,H,I,M,A:brttny (hey, it almost looks the same(:)2. Are you available?yes ma'am3. What's your favorite number?i haven't quite decided yet...4. Favorite color?chrome.&n...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 20:24:00 GMT

eff yeah dude. st paddy's day all the way

recycled: Previously published Slate articles made new. St. Patrick RevealedThe man behind the green beer and myth.By David PlotzPosted Friday, March 16, 2007, at 7:12 AM ET On March 17, revel...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 19:27:00 GMT

this is long, but powerful and tear jerking...

The other day, my nine year old son wanted to know why we were atwar...My husband looked at our son and then looked at me. My husband andI were in the Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 21:12:00 GMT