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Matt

I'm All In.

About Me

Extended Banner Editor MySpace Editor MySpace Layouts Glitter Graphics MySpaceI AM~ honest. optimistic. realistic. openminded. competitive. grateful. ambitious. a pet lover. a sports fan. happy most of the time, even at work. I AM NOT~ ashamed. regretful. jealous. a cheater. religous. politically active. quick to judge. hot tempered. afraid to tell you to your face. I AM SOMETIMES~ a smartass. a total nerd. a devil's advocate. argumentative. blunt. apathetic. a little too into my hobbies. collaborative. willing to change. I AM RIGHT NOW~ pretty happy where I am.

My Interests

Conversation. Sports. Pets. Music. Movies. Games. Fiction. Non-fiction. Comedy. My Work. Fitness. Pool. Sex. Family. News. Debate. Poker. (These are Not in any order)

I'd like to meet:

Maybe you. Email me.

Music:

Waaaaaaaaay too many bands to list. Recent interest: TOOL. A Perfect Circle. System of a Down. Sevendust. Killswitch Engage. CKY. The Beatles. A Tribe Called Quest. Beastie Boys. Jayme Dawicki. Billy Joel. Reel Big Fish. Rise Against. Streetlight Manifesto. Ice Cube. Pink Floyd. Wolfmother. Stone Sour. Weezer.

Movies:

Ya know that one online starring me and Paris Hilton?(but seriously, again too many to name.)

Television:

I watch little tv.

Books:

Dan Brown. Jonathon Kellerman. Stephen King. Frank McCourt. John Sandford.

Heroes:

My mom.

My Blog

Fun new game for the kids

Don't shoot the messenger. I have an important announcement that might prove unpopular to some of you. It's one that some of you might have already suspected. For some others, it might be quite a sur...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 01:27:00 PST

Battle of the Bitch Drink All-Stars part 1

Battle of the Bitch Drink All-Stars!! Part 1 Hi. I am a 29 year old export from Milwaukee. And I do not drink beer. I do not drink beer. And naturally I take shit for it. Sally, wheres your skirt? Wa...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 08:54:00 PST

Headbutt to the Chest!!

Hundreds of millions around the rock watched the end of the World Cup in Germany, and also the end of soccer great Zinedine Zidane's carreer. It ended with a BANG, as he angrilly plowed his forehead...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 11:27:00 PST

My New Friend, Alyssa Milano

So while it may be obvious to some of you, for others it may have slipped by. I really don't think it is me that has changed, only my perspective. The perception my friends have for me will proba...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 02:13:00 PST

4 Star Accomidations

To: The proprietors of the Dollar Beals Motel in San Diego, CA. Re: My recent stay Dear Sir or Madame, I am writing to express my gratitude for the fine service you had provided for me and ...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 08:04:00 PST