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Holly

I am here for Friends

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Me

Music:

I listen to it

Movies:

They're cool.

Television:

Boston Legal, House, Las Vegas, and reruns of Boston Public. I als

Books:

Too many to narrow down.

Heroes:

Ronald Reagan and Meatball:

My Blog

Hillary Joke Archive

Thursday, March1, 2007Friday, March 2, 2007Saturday, March 3, 2007 Monday, March 6, 2007Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in fron...
Posted by Holly on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:32:00 PST

My Newest Addictions

Four weeks ago I quit smoking, which made me realize that the easiest way to end one addiction is to find new ones.  But don't worry, I didn't start chewing tobacco or smoking crack. I'm now add...
Posted by Holly on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:02:00 PST

I quit...

I finally decided to quit. This is why:...
Posted by Holly on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:22:00 PST

closure

I have realized that the pedestal I place boys on has, for the past year, been rearing its ugly head.  The Bookie is now placed in the ranks with The High-School Love and The Musical Air Force Co...
Posted by Holly on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:15:00 PST

new laptop!!

So, I got a new laptop.  It's so cute with its silver and white cover! It only weighs about 5 pounds and has a 120GB hard drive and dual core processor. Check it out!   ...
Posted by Holly on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:04:00 PST

silly sharks

Here is an interesting something.  A couple of weeks ago I bought an inflatable shark.  Not because I necessarily needed or wanted an inflatable shark, but because of the amazing packaging.....
Posted by Holly on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 03:29:00 PST

Zarqawi

I received an email from a friend today, and I thought I should share it!When Abu Musab al Zarqawi was killed in Iraq by American forces...George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped h...
Posted by Holly on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 09:12:00 PST

a compliment

When asked to describe me by someone I don't know, a new friend said, "She's as smart as she is Texan." If someone would have said that two years ago, I would have been highly offended.  But, I g...
Posted by Holly on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 09:44:00 PST

Human Emotions

Human emotions...Sometimes, out of nowhere, happiness fades and loneliness hits. You know a true friend when she helps you explore what you feel without amplifying it, which makes the loneliness fade ...
Posted by Holly on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:23:00 PST

it's your duty...vote on stupidity

My friend Vanopticon teaches freshman English and Humanities at two Houston Area colleges.  She gathered the following quotes from the term papers and exams throughout the semester. (Her personal...
Posted by Holly on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:50:00 PST