Posted by "Fish"
[Note: the following may or may not be actually true, and is mostly speculation on the part of the author, who can't be bothered to do any research...]
Always musical, Landon Sarver has played musical instruments from an early age. Despite beginning on the drums and fiddle, a loop-hole in the Grade 9 Social Studies curriculum which allowed songs to be presented in place of research projects encouraged Landon to take the easy way out. The result was a stream of Social Studies-based song parodies, self accompanied on Landon's new instrument of choice, the guitar.
Encouraged by the success of such classic (and educational i might add) songs such as the "Californiacation" inspired song "Natural Vegitation", and the "Teenage Dirtbag" influenced "Teenage Blackfoot"; Landon began composing his own original songs.
Now four years past the glory days of 100 Mile House Junior Secondary, and despite a penchant for the girliest of emo and cocktails, Landon Sarver remains the 100% male heart-throb of his youth; and at the top of his songwriting game. With songs that readily produce laughter, tears, and warm feelings in the loins; Landons new creations are always eagerly anticipated by his friends, family, and ever increasingly, the world.
Oh, and he's a tomcat in the sack too...
Posted By Nathaniel Suter
Landon Sarver (a.k.a Landon) is a 100 Mile kid, this in itself says pretty much everything. Born in Dawson Creek, then moving to Terrace B.C at a very early age, he lived for almost 9 years without knowing that there was such a thing as sunshine (this later finds its way into his music).
Now living in Port Coquitlam he is much more learned in the ways of the world. His passions include movie films, recording frequencies between 20Hz and 20kHz, and above all playing music. He currently plays all instruments known to man, with a degree of sophistication. He drives a Subaru WRX and likes to think he is a professional Japanese drifter practicing in the mountains of Japan.
Now attending the Art Institute of Vancouver (but in Burnaby) Landon has found his slice of paradise as a student of Professional Recording Arts… take that with a grain of salt I’ll say (then again I just wanted to say that). He looks forward to meeting many same named brothers and would love to hear a comment or two from his myspace homeslices.
P.S
To all the ladies…Landon is already taken! (sorry)
