You Know You're From Nevada When...
You prefer In and Out to McDonalds and Del Taco to Taco BellYou can count cardsYou know that prostitution is illegal in Las VegasYou've wondered if your cab ride will end up on Taxi Cab ConfessionsMore of your friends were born in California than NevadaYour car's overheated - before you started drivingYou know what all the combinations mean on a slot machineYou don't answer the phone during UNLV basketballYou see more billboards than trees on the roadYou've seen a red leather male chastity belt in full color on the front page of the living sectionYou have legal brothels within a half hour's drive of your state legislatureYou have a smoking section in your supermarketYou have ever thought New Jersey sounded like a nice, wholesome place to visitYou know that Pahrump is not actually the punchline of a bad joke. At least, not alwaysYou know which one is Roy and which one is SiegfriedYour car payment is higher than your rentYou actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Nevada.
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I'd like to meet:
George Bush, so that I could spend 15 minutes teaching him how to read a book in English- - his supposed native language.
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--Info--
Name:: Danielle
Nicknames:: D, Nell, Nellyfufu, Dern, and Dani on rare occasions
Birthplace:: Reno, NV
Current Location:: London, England
Hair Color:: blonde
Eye Color:: blue
Height:: 5'7
Weight:: no comment
Tatoos?:: on my hip-- read my blog to know what it says
Piercings?:: two in my left ear one in my right
Overused Phrase:: no es bueno
--Your--
Bedtime:: whenever I want
Best Physical Feature:: you tell me
Most Embarassing Moment:: the nun asking me if I was drunk on the tube
Most Missed Memory:: summers at the cabin
First Thought When You Wake Up:: kristina if you dont stop snoring I am going to kill you
Weakness:: i dont believe in weakness
Best Friends:: you
Goal For The Year:: not to live in a refrigerator box down by the river
Greatest Fears:: fears only have power if you let them... i dont
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: diet coke
McDonalds or Burger King...: neither--- jack in the box
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla...: chocolate--- and keep it coming
Water or Milk...: milk
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: depends on the time of day and the season
Hugs or Kisses...: hugs, you can give them to anyone
Cats or Dogs...: cats
Summer or Winter...: summer
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: romantic comedies
Love or Money...: why cant i have both?
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: definately purple
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: green, or brown
Perferred Hair Color:: dark
Short Hair or Long Hair...: as long as you wash it i dont care
Perferred Height:: over 6 foot
Perferred Weight:: healthy
Looks or Personality...: both
Hot or Cute...: ????
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: healthy
--Favs--
Number:: 1, 4
Food:: lately kebabs
Type of Music:: anything that is good, I only discriminate against crap
Candy:: junior mints
Color:: teal
Animal:: elephant....
Drink:: diet coke
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: back
Movie:: the princess bride
Past Time:: anything with my family
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: yes
Smoked?: yes
Been Beaten Up?: no
Bullied Someone?: probably
Skinny Dipped?: yes
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: We got in trouble for doing spin the bottle in the library in the sixth grade
Toliet Papered Someones House?: sorry gammas
Played Poker W/ Money?: i dont think so
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: in a t shirt, but possibly not white
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: yes
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: yes
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: probably
Went Camping?: not in a tent
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: nope
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: no
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: no
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: all the time. Welcome to oregon
Danced In The Rain?: yup
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: I wouldnt tell a joke I didnt think was funny, and I am a somebody
Been On Stage?: yup
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: no, lots of stuff my dad wouldnt approve of though--- pimps and hos?
Been To A Nude Beach?: yes
Cursed In Church?: no, but i yelled at my brother in church once
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: yes
Burnt Yourself?: i burnt my hair last week
Been Dumped?: no
Dumped Someone?: sadly
Been In Love?: i thought so
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: yes, multiple times
Wanted To Be A Model?: nope
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: no
Bought Lottery Tickets?: no-- they dont sell lottery tickets in nevada
Made Out In A Car?: not in a car
Cried During A Movie?: the little princess
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: no
Made Love On The Beach?: cant say that i have
Shoplifted?: nope
Seen Someone Shoplift?: yes
Hung Up On Someone?: yes, and I would do it again. Treat me with respect and I will respect you
Yelled At Your Pet?: yeah, he peed on debbies bible
Gotten Seasick?: oh yes
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: it is entirely possible
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: no, that is a good reason not to buy a thong
Stalked Someone?: no
Had A Stalker?: yes, no me gusta
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: most likely
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: my entire teen years by cameron and rob---thanks boys
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: I quit for seven years
Protested?: everything
Been To An Island?: does vikingsholm in tahoe count?
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: damn cheesy watsits
Screamed In A Library?: no
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: pass
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: unfortunately
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: no, why waste time wishing when you can change the world
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: all the time
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: nope
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: billy bradley deserved it
Threw Up In School?: yeah--- rootbeer floats and teetertoters were not my friends in second grade
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: yes, creepy
Wore Something You Hated?: yes
Wore Something To Match Someone?: my grandmother used to match my cousin and I so we would look like twins... I hated it
Been To A Luau?: suprisingly, no
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: once, and not since then
Been On TV?: yes
Been Outta The Country?: out of which country... Im in England now
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: yes... it is annoying
Won A Pool Game?: yes, but I lost a snooker game after the world cup to some irish boys
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: yes
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: winter three freshman year
Dieted?: yea
Had An Eating Disorder?: ew
Cheated On Your Other?: nope
Been Cheated On?: i honestly dont know
Been Paid To Date Someone?: no
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: no
Tanned Topless?: yup
Been Strip Searched?: see blog
Been On A Plane?: many
Been On A Cruise?: not yet
Been Pantsed In Public?: no, but semi public at michael-anns slumber party in the seventh grade
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: yes
Broke Someone's Heart?: maybe
Sung In The Shower?: everyday... my flatmates love it
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: yes
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: everyday
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: multiple times... sometimes the dorms suck
Been Walked In On While Showering?: yeah, but when you have girl roomates its not a big deal
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: hook in the sixth grade
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: nope
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: no
Been In Detention?: yeah, in the seventh grade a boy snapped my bra and I punched him in the face. We both got detention
Feel Off A Roof?: no, but I was pushed off a roof while attached to a snowboard
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: lame
Been In A Wreck?: RIP Kristinas malibu
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: almost
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: nope, I just had to cry and my dad would let me stay home
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: no
Been Shot?: no
Had A Water Gun War?: maybe
Been Arrested?: almost---- i dont like Camden Town
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: thats a waste of time
Country You Wanna Visit:: Greece---two days!!!
Way You Wanna Die:: no comment
Like Thunderstorms?: NONONONONO
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: my dad is my number one homie
R U A Health Freak?: nope
U Think Ur Attractive?: of course
Do You Believe In Yourself?: always
Wanna Get Married?: maybe
Wanna Go To College?: already graduated and am going back
Shower Daily?: bi-daily
Want Kids?: eventually
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: ha
Do U Hate Anyone?: again, waste of time
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: yup
Do You Think You Can Sing?: in the shower with the radio on loud
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: not when wearing contacts
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: no
Can You Whistle?: no
Can You Walk In High Heels?: like a champ
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: bathroom light on at my house
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: yes
Can You Multitask?: always
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: no, but I just tried and now look like a doof
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: i dont have a locker
Do You Spit?: no
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: yes... pepsi is crap
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: I'd wish not to be so lazy that I had to waste time wishing
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: varies depending on the day
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: milk and honey body wash
What's Your Favorite Scent?: vanilla
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: nope
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You've been totally Bzoink*d
Music:
Music Video Codes - MySpace Layouts
Movies:
Princess Bride is and always will be number one on my list. And I will probably die if any person of the male persuasion ever hits me up with "As you wish..." Liar Liar, the Grinch, Clueless, Coyote Ugly, a Christmas Story, and many, many more.
Your Personality Is
Guardian (SJ)
You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.
Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.
You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.
You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you.
A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do.
You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up.
In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly.
At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions.
With others, you tend to be polite and formal.
As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself.
On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them!
The Three Question Personality Test
Television:
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||| 46%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||||||||||| 56%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||| 16%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 63%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 70% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Books:
As of late, I have only had time for thesis books- so the NIV Bible, the Gnostic Gospels, Adam Eve and the Serpant, and Roman Wives, Roman Women- but I am looking forward to being able to read something else-- a week from now.
