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*BASICS*
first name::: Mallory
middle name::: Katherine
age::: 24
school::: The school of hard knocks.....yeah.....sure
current loccation::: The birthplace of my anscestors....Japan....that was for you Sara ya bitch
date or birth::: January 31
birthday::: Are you fucking serious....I was born on my birthday, whoever wrote this needs to have a long talk with his mommy and daddy
hair color::: Reddish Brown
eye color::: Brown
*THIS OR THAT*
love or money::: What, I love money
kiss or hug::: Both at the same time
cat or dog::: DOGS RULE cats are bitches
pepsi or coke::: Pepsi......
country or rap::: Country any day of the week
punch or smack::: Punch a bitch smack a hoe
aim or aol::: I am not that big of a loser
day or night::: Night
*HAVE YOU EVER...*
kissed opposite sex::: Yes.....again....Sara ya bitch!
kissed same sex::: No...we never kiss on the mouth, it's a rule in our marriage...yeah I have kissed the opposite sex...I guess this question is for all the ten year olds on here who's parents aren't paying enough attention to them.
hugged someone::: No, I only hug animals.
had sex::: No I had an immaculate conception with both of my kids, but don't tell my husband then he will get a big head
madeout::: What's that?
cussed::: Why the fuck would I cuss?
beaten someone up::: Yeah, my brother...does that count?
got beaten up::: By my brother, does that count?
broken someones heart::: I am sure there were a few
anyone broke ur heart::: Yep...
smoked::: Yes
drank::: Never....liquor is of the devil....hehehehehe....yes
skipped skool::: skool.....are you kidding me...it's obvious this idiot skipped "skool"
lied to someone::: Yes, I am so ashamed to admit that I have lied....I know, I am going to burn in hell, along with everyone else
* FAVORITES *
song::: Black by Pearl Jam
tee vee show::: Friends and House
movie::: Lord of the Rings
color::: Red
food::: Mexican
drink::: something along the lines of Jaigermeister and Red Bull
hair style::: Long and layered
animal::: Dolphins
* RANDOM QUESTIONS *
are you dating somone::: Yeah, my husband of five years
do u love them::: NO I fucking hate him that's why I have stayed married for so long
whos your best friends::: Chrissy and Sara
whos the loudest::: Me actually
who have u known longest::: Chrissy
whos the shyest::: If I had to pick someone I would pick Sara, but she's not shy she just doesn't waste time with stupid people
do you like skool::: I did when I was there years ago
are you random::: Ooh look...a praying mantis.....No, I am not random
favorite screen name::: You are all losers
do u hate anyone::: I don't waste my time hating
* IN A BOY/GURL *
hair color::: Black
eye color::: Green or blue
height::: taller than me
cute or hot::: both
personality or looks::: personality
shy ::: um...no
quiet or talks alot::: can be both
* FINISH THE SENTENCE *
do u wanna::: yeah, how about no
how can i ::: piss you off
lets talk about::: fish sticks
how are::: my children not crazy
how big is::: oh crap...I am overloaded with answers for this one
i am::: the greatest fucking person alive
can i have::: a cookie
lets try to::: not be stupid for one day
crazy lil::: fucker....my son
* WHAT R U DOING NOW *
watching tee vee::: No, I am marching in a parade for gay rights in Zimbabwe....dummy, I am doing a survey
what show::: Will and Grace....goes with the gay rights thing
listening to music::: The VIllage People
eating::: hahaha....too many opportunities
drinking::: pepsi
are you talking to anyone::: myself and all the voices in my head
on the fone::: fone....god what a retard
* WHOS THE LAST PERSON *:
you touched::: My son when I beat him...I mean hugged him
kissed::: Jadyn
told u they loved you::: My husband...that fucker
told them u loved them::: My husband....I know, I'm a bitch
u instant messaged::: no one ever
talked to on the fone::: My Pappy
hit::: myself...it's a ritual for me to beat myself in the morning....trust me, it's better than coffee
yelled at::: My kids
broke ur heart::: no idea...too long ago
said they hated you::: My mother...isn't that lovely....
u told u hated::: No idea
* ANYTHING *
have u ever cheated on someone::: Yes
things u like to do::: read and try to stay sane, and if you knew my family you would understand how difficult that is
what time did u get up today::: 630
did u go to skool::: I teach school...not SKOOL
what r u listening to right now::: Gabe and Jadyn laughing
who r u talking to ::: No one
BYE !: Yeah later bitch
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is interesting and true to themselves...I hate fake people.


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Music:

Staind, Pearl Jam, Dave Matthews Band, Seether, Cold, some older punk, like MXPX, some newer punk that my friend here introduced me to...Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, The Used and My Chemical Romance... Incubus, Coldplay....a lot of country, Rascal Flatts, Brad Paisley...all that fun shit.....the classics like The Eagles and CCR....Elvis....pretty open about my music
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Movies:

Damn there are so many. Braveheart, Lord of the Rings, Gone with the Wind, Signs, Love Actually, all of the Die Hard movies, The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, The Village, Stay, The Notebook (what chick doesn't like that movie), Pulp Fiction, The Cell, Shakespeare in Love, Walk the Line, Sin City.........you name it I like it.
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Television:

CSI, House, Nip Tuck, Lost, Millenium (I was pissed when they cancelled that).

Books:

The Talisman, Black House, The Dark Tower, Harry Potter, Eragon, Gone with the Wind, The Witching Hour, The Counte of Monte Cristo, IT, The Left Behind Series, Angels and Demons

Heroes:

My husband....and my children, for making my life all that it is and more!