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*BASICS*
first name::: Mallory
middle name::: Katherine
age::: 24
school::: The school of hard knocks.....yeah.....sure
current loccation::: The birthplace of my anscestors....Japan....that was for you Sara ya bitch
date or birth::: January 31
birthday::: Are you fucking serious....I was born on my birthday, whoever wrote this needs to have a long talk with his mommy and daddy
hair color::: Reddish Brown
eye color::: Brown
*THIS OR THAT*
love or money::: What, I love money
kiss or hug::: Both at the same time
cat or dog::: DOGS RULE cats are bitches
pepsi or coke::: Pepsi......
country or rap::: Country any day of the week
punch or smack::: Punch a bitch smack a hoe
aim or aol::: I am not that big of a loser
day or night::: Night
*HAVE YOU EVER...*
kissed opposite sex::: Yes.....again....Sara ya bitch!
kissed same sex::: No...we never kiss on the mouth, it's a rule in our marriage...yeah I have kissed the opposite sex...I guess this question is for all the ten year olds on here who's parents aren't paying enough attention to them.
hugged someone::: No, I only hug animals.
had sex::: No I had an immaculate conception with both of my kids, but don't tell my husband then he will get a big head
madeout::: What's that?
cussed::: Why the fuck would I cuss?
beaten someone up::: Yeah, my brother...does that count?
got beaten up::: By my brother, does that count?
broken someones heart::: I am sure there were a few
anyone broke ur heart::: Yep...
smoked::: Yes
drank::: Never....liquor is of the devil....hehehehehe....yes
skipped skool::: skool.....are you kidding me...it's obvious this idiot skipped "skool"
lied to someone::: Yes, I am so ashamed to admit that I have lied....I know, I am going to burn in hell, along with everyone else
* FAVORITES *
song::: Black by Pearl Jam
tee vee show::: Friends and House
movie::: Lord of the Rings
color::: Red
food::: Mexican
drink::: something along the lines of Jaigermeister and Red Bull
hair style::: Long and layered
animal::: Dolphins
* RANDOM QUESTIONS *
are you dating somone::: Yeah, my husband of five years
do u love them::: NO I fucking hate him that's why I have stayed married for so long
whos your best friends::: Chrissy and Sara
whos the loudest::: Me actually
who have u known longest::: Chrissy
whos the shyest::: If I had to pick someone I would pick Sara, but she's not shy she just doesn't waste time with stupid people
do you like skool::: I did when I was there years ago
are you random::: Ooh look...a praying mantis.....No, I am not random
favorite screen name::: You are all losers
do u hate anyone::: I don't waste my time hating
* IN A BOY/GURL *
hair color::: Black
eye color::: Green or blue
height::: taller than me
cute or hot::: both
personality or looks::: personality
shy ::: um...no
quiet or talks alot::: can be both
* FINISH THE SENTENCE *
do u wanna::: yeah, how about no
how can i ::: piss you off
lets talk about::: fish sticks
how are::: my children not crazy
how big is::: oh crap...I am overloaded with answers for this one
i am::: the greatest fucking person alive
can i have::: a cookie
lets try to::: not be stupid for one day
crazy lil::: fucker....my son
* WHAT R U DOING NOW *
watching tee vee::: No, I am marching in a parade for gay rights in Zimbabwe....dummy, I am doing a survey
what show::: Will and Grace....goes with the gay rights thing
listening to music::: The VIllage People
eating::: hahaha....too many opportunities
drinking::: pepsi
are you talking to anyone::: myself and all the voices in my head
on the fone::: fone....god what a retard
* WHOS THE LAST PERSON *:
you touched::: My son when I beat him...I mean hugged him
kissed::: Jadyn
told u they loved you::: My husband...that fucker
told them u loved them::: My husband....I know, I'm a bitch
u instant messaged::: no one ever
talked to on the fone::: My Pappy
hit::: myself...it's a ritual for me to beat myself in the morning....trust me, it's better than coffee
yelled at::: My kids
broke ur heart::: no idea...too long ago
said they hated you::: My mother...isn't that lovely....
u told u hated::: No idea
* ANYTHING *
have u ever cheated on someone::: Yes
things u like to do::: read and try to stay sane, and if you knew my family you would understand how difficult that is
what time did u get up today::: 630
did u go to skool::: I teach school...not SKOOL
what r u listening to right now::: Gabe and Jadyn laughing
who r u talking to ::: No one
BYE !: Yeah later bitch
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