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Rachel

Never trust a Hogwollop!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Naaaaaah.

Music:

The only man I will ever love

Movies:

Cool Runnings.

Television:

Roseanne

Heroes:

And Josh. He saved me.

My Blog

Boyfriend/Girlfriend Application

HIPPIES NEED NOT APPLY   My own boyfriend/girlfriend application:   Name Age Height Weight Hair Eyes   Are you& Athletic? Artistic? Creative? Funny?   Do you& Smoke? Drink? Play an...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 10:02:00 PST

Signs Of The Times, Second Installment

Yum yum, Spagetti (spaghetti) is my favorite!   Shit! Dont forget to book a room at the Red Lion! I hear their newly remodled (remodeled) guest rooms are really somethin'!   P-O-T-A-T-O-E-...
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:05:00 PST

Signs Of The Times, First Installment

Welcome to Coos Bay/North Bend. Be sure to stop by Gussie's restaurant for some delicious deserts (desserts). Stop by our local nursery, where many plants, trees, and shrubyz (shrubs?)are on sale. ...
Posted by Rachel on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:46:00 PST

Game Park Safari?! OMG!

i got to see lions, tigers, and bears, oh my. but the goats were still my favorite.as it turns out, camels really aren't that cool at all. they kind of suck, actually. and theyre ugly.also, llamas don...
Posted by Rachel on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 04:36:00 PST

Dear Portland,

Dear Portland, You are a real fuck head sometimes. But I guess I might kind of miss you. But not really. Ok, I do. Fuck you. Love Always, Rachel
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:07:00 PST

Coos Bay (pictures included)

Chippy Dog sleeping. Forever. R.I.P. little buddy.Seagulls. Then my shoe got shit on. Fuckers.Breakfast. Yum....
Posted by Rachel on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:01:00 PST

Dear Myspace Diary, 2nd installment

Dear Myspace Diary, I came home from work and thought it might be a nice idea to eat a sandwich, since I was hungry. However; the sandwich was much too large for me to consume, so now I am fu...
Posted by Rachel on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 03:12:00 PST

Dear Myspace Diary...

Dear Myspace Diary, Today I ate some spaghetti, the sauce had a lot of garlic. I did laundry, but used too much fabric softener, so now my clothes smell like a field of beautiful chemicals just like i...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 11:30:00 PST

xMisoCorex update

So I really love Miso. Here are a few things that you can use miso for in order to enrich your every day life. 1. Miso Vagina- this requires two people. At least one of them must be female. The Female...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Miso Helmet

Greatest idea ever. Ok, so it will be like one of those beer helmets with the straws on either side for easy access to your favorite barley malt beverage. But instead of a beer helmet, a miso helmet. ...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST