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never ever gingercide little doods, youre a self hating ginge! and hatred NEVER wins.

About Me

noticing when breaks between words in print form lines or patterns of emptiness. finding that gem in the record store that someone hid perfectly out of place so no one could find it except for that kid, and now you. fighting with yourself. it beyond what. im nothing less than an afunkularity.

My Interests

absurdities, fringe culture, foreign policy, history, bolivarian revolution, NINTENDOrgies. my bike. nothing against my bike or anything, but also tendem decacycles! i know right?! cooking. dancing, chinese checkers, the driving range! sleep deprivation. imaginary friends, making noise, photography, romantic tongue-in-nose fights, clouds, conservative estimates. patterns, pursuing reverse chronological lineages, the gravitron

I'd like to meet:

distractions. best thing ive seen in a long time. .. ..

Music:

animal collective, the pastels, boards of canada, galaxie 500, aphex twin, high llamas, rocketship, madlib, count bass d, stereolab, swirlies, king geedorah, yo la tengo, smiths, cornelius, tortoise, aislers set, neutral milk hotel, black tambourine, gang starr, jeru the damaja, philip glass, krzysztof penderecki, momus, flin flon, big black, broadcast, nobukazu takemura, toshimaru nakamura, squarepusher, tribe, the soft bulletin

Movies:

science of sleep. punch drunk love, royal tenenbaums, forbidden zone, wild at heart, brazil, man bites dog, life is beautiful, dr. strangelove, the shining, the dreamers, multiple maniacs, masculin feminin, annie hall, broken flowers, my nightmare, the holy mountain, cafe flesh

Television:

stella, the state, pete and pete, curb your enthusiasm, seinfeld, UCB, ren and stimpy, you wrote it you watch it, strangers with candy, fishing with john, americas funniest home videos, sifl and olly, home movies, freaks and geeks, ali g, cosby show, wonder showzen

Books:

, calvin and hobbes, hegemony or survival, failed states, the pinochet file, picture of dorian gray, house of leaves, the stranger, the metamorphosis, the man who mistook his wife for a hat.

Heroes:

evolution, andy kaufman, and my little sister.

My Blog

H&M&A&I&D&S

today at h&m i was holding my plastic bag full of records and such and the handle broke off and the bag fell to the ground. not 3 minutes later, i was carrying a shirt by the hanger's handle, and ...
Posted by keith" on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:41:00 PST

days two - three of extreme weekend: the finale

after the movie i met up with angela outside of washington square park, from there we walked down to the cake shop to pee.  she got a call from an old neighbor who she wanted to see, so we took a...
Posted by keith" on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:42:00 PST

day two of extreme weekend pt2: what is it

after hitting the gals i walked down to other music and then over to anthology, where i waited at the front of the ticket holder line for about an hour as people filed behind me, their strong, handsom...
Posted by keith" on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:10:00 PST

day two of extreme weekend pt1: chelsea

got to the city around noon, day of "what is it" screening.  went down to chelsea to catch some artness.  guy named nick cave, not that nick cave, the other one!  builds "soundsuits" wh...
Posted by keith" on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:10:00 PST

reise rules so hard you dont even know... or: the day my socks finally showed me the

got these socks right? dark blue with light and navy blue stitching in diamond/argylesque patterns. my favorite pair of socks ive ever owned. youve probably seen them, i show them off a lot. cant reme...
Posted by keith" on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 01:28:00 PST

come see crispin glover's movie with me!

so, crispin glover, famously known as george mcfly from back to the future as well as cousin dell in wild at heart, "the creepy thin man" in charlies angels, bartleby in bartleby, and willard in willa...
Posted by keith" on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:45:00 PST

isabel bishop was a hot dog guy

went to nyc today, and tracked down a gallery that had some isabel bishop etches on display. one of them featured a woman eating a hot dog,  similar to the one on the imperial ffrr cover. also we...
Posted by keith" on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:21:00 PST

i been tagged

list 6 facts about yourself, then list six friends who you tag and they have to list six facts about themselves. leave a message in their comments telling them they are tagged.  here are six fac...
Posted by keith" on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:33:00 PST

i will not be seeing

damn it. i just realized ive been spelling acoustic with two c's this whole time.  if you're reading this know that on sunday at 1010 i will not be at any theater in the area seeing "snakes of th...
Posted by keith" on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 11:12:00 PST

afterward:

so i got my stuff. license and debit card.  the funny thing was: when i go up to the photo lady for my license, on the screen next to her facing me, pops up my old license photo!  so youre t...
Posted by keith" on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:15:00 PST