The Ultimate Batman 3 Villains Theory |
(Disclaimer: this is pretty long and nerdy, so read at your own risk.)Okay. Go watch The Dark Knight. Seen it already? Watch it again. I've already seen it four times. Obsessed? Maybe.Moving on.Appare...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:29:00 GMT |
Poem About Trying To Find A Poem: The Sequel |
Same deal as the last one, "Poem About Trying to Find a Poem."
POEM ABOUT TRYING TO FIND A POEM: THE SEQUEL
BY THOMAS ELLA
What am I to do?
What am I to say?
I neglected to pick a poem aga...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:31:00 GMT |
The Baddest Sprinkler on the Block |
So, for a scholarship to win like $1500, I had to write a 700-1000 word essay, emphasis on creativity, about..."automatic residential fire sprinklers." Yeah, I know. That's ridiculous. So I figured, "...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:05:00 GMT |
Why Going To The Movies Alone Is Better |
Well, since everybody is so wrapped up in the idea that going to the movies by yourself is lonely and pathetic, I've decided to outline why that's completely false, and why going wi...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:57:00 GMT |
Poem About Trying to Find a Poem |
So, for all of you who don't have Mrs. Asbury's English class, at the end of each unit, we have a "Coffee Shop Poetry Day" where we're supposed to pick out a poem and recite it to the class. I serious...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 19:46:00 GMT |
The Best Eulogy Ever For The Best Man Ever |
Here's my college essay paper for English. I got a 95 on it. The teacher called it "very humorous, if not a bit frightening!" I'm seriously going to use this for colleges that'll accept a 500-word per...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:05:00 GMT |
Little Red Riding Badass |
So... I wrote it for English class when we were supposed to re-write an old fairy tale. People seemed to like it, thought it was funny, and wanted me to post it. It's kind of long, but it's pretty ent...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 12:42:00 GMT |
Survey |
Didn't want to clutter up my main page with this, so:1. Whats your middle name? Adel2. How big is your bed? Big enough, baby. (That was sexual innuendo, by the way.)3. What are you listening to right ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:46:00 GMT |
SAT Essay |
My SAT Essay I got 10 out of 12 on it. Here's the assignment: In order to be the most productive and successful people that we are capable of being, we must be willing to ignore the opinions of o...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 20:11:00 GMT |
SAT Scores |
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Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:13:00 GMT |
