Worst Case Scenario |
Things I would rather do than write ANOTHER college paper:
1. Ingest McDonald's every day, for the rest of my life.
2. Go to church.
3. Attach my small intestine to the bac...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:55:00 GMT |
jesus, dont cry; you can rely on me honey....Ill be around. You were right about the stars... |
Dear Friends, Family, loved, lovers, Voyeurs...people I've seen naked:
This chilly weather has put me in a state of tomato soup (currently warming on the stove), beds, urges to sit on bar stools until...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:43:00 GMT |
...touching my Wild Kingdom... |
I dreamt this morning that I was touching a guy's face...he hadn't shaved for awhile and had the softest hair and skin....It's 9:27 a.m. and I can still feel it....I caught my cat under the car last m...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:24:00 GMT |
Association of Conceited Loners |
Blogging is so self-centered. But, aren't we all voyeurs at the core?
I know my story isn't new; or even significant for that matter. But, I feel like writing it out and sharing...wondering if those ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:15:00 GMT |
Standing on the corner with a nickel for a dime |
today I cleaned things that will just get dirty again and thought of ways to fix things that I should forget about.
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 20:36:00 GMT |
IdiotWind |
"I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice. It's just that whenI leave a house, I go out through the window." -- Steven WrightOut. I want out. I had a horrible Principles of Accounting...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:41:00 GMT |
Laxity; Absence of Authority... |
My funk; my black hole came to visit. It's been awhile. She insisted I stay away from everything that makes me smile. And eventually she wanted to visit my blog, so here we are.
Balls.
Bes...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 14:50:00 GMT |
Beautiful Discountenance |
I made the final decision...this morning? 3 months ago? a year ago? I have noticed he is growing thinner. He is busy and doesn't care; sees it as a good thing although we both know it is an unhealthy ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:17:00 GMT |
karma Candles |
I was cleaning yesterday; on a day I typically don't clean this particular house, and I knocked jesus off the wall. he's carved into the heavy wooden lid of this cross-shaped box. The lid ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:02:00 GMT |
I guess some things never change... |
Dear Axl Rose:
I know that your life is pretty hectic right now, with your new album 'Chinese Democracy' coming out and all.
Can you write another song about my life? I have been beating this dead hor...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:43:00 GMT |
