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About Me

People, even regular people, are never just any one person with one set of attributes. It's not that simple. We're all at the mercy of the limbic system, clouds of electricity drifting through the brain. Every man is broken into twenty-four-hour fractions, and then again within those twenty-four hours. It's a daily pantomime, one man yielding control to the next: a backstage crowded with old hacks clamoring for their turn in the spotlight. Every week, every day. The angry man hands the baton over to the sulking man, and in turn to the sex addict, the introvert, the conversationalist. Every man is a mob, a chain gang of idiots.
This is the tragedy of life. Because for a few minutes of every day, every man becomes a genius. Moments of clarity, insight, whatever you want to call them. The clouds part, the planets get in a neat little line, and everything becomes obvious. I should quit smoking, maybe, or here's how I could make a fast million, or such and such is the key to eternal happiness. That's the miserable truth. For a few moments, the secrets of the universe are opened to us. Life is a cheap parlor trick.
But then the genius, the savant, has to hand over the controls to the next guy down the pike, most likely the guy who just wants to eat potato chips, and insight and brilliance and salvation are all entrusted to a moron or a hedonist or a narcoleptic.
The only way out of this mess, of course, is to take steps to ensure that you control the idiots that you become. To take your chain gang, hand in hand, and lead them.
--excerpt from "Memento Mori" by Jonathan Nolan
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"Mac vs. PC" as discussed by Tom Servo and Crow from "Mystery Science Theater 3000"! Rich in nerdy goodness!

[original airdate: June 22, 1991]

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can quote the following by heart (and knows where it comes from):
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"Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe."
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Here's a cool, haunting short film:

My Blog

Every guy must must MUST listen to this!!!

After listening to this, it fundamentally changed my outlook on life as a man. It's called "What It Takes To Be A Man." The part of particular interest is when he starts talking about dating, relati...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 03:19:00 GMT

My "Zack & Miri Make A Porno" Review

Trailer: I really didn't want this to "warm [my] heart" like I had heard everyone say... but it did. It TOTALLY did. Moreso than any Apatow flick, but not as gut-bustingly hilarious (and it...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:28:00 GMT

One Year Anniversary of My Eye Exploding

Ok, so my eye didn't really explode. But today IS the one year anniversary of contracting my corneal ulcer. And to date, there is no surgery on the horizon. It's still just beyond. Here's a quick ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:23:00 GMT

My TROPIC THUNDER (spoiler free!) review

Just got back from seeing "Tropic Thunder." Possibly my favorite movie of the year ("The Dark Knight," while awesome, is still heavy handed). "Tropic Thunder" is approximately 1,573% better than the...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:50:00 GMT

"Jobless, car-less, penniless... but not friendless."

JOB:My last day at Mutual Savings Credit Union was Tuesday (my temp agency called me literally 2mins before closing time to tell me). They said they're lining up something for me next week in Hoover,...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:27:00 GMT

THE DARK KNIGHT: Best Batman Movie EVER!

If you have not seen The Dark Knight, then do NOT read beyond this paragraph. The least you know about it, the more fun the surprises will be. There's only 3 things helpful to know before going to s...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 20:52:00 GMT

NEW APT (and other updates)

NEW APT:I'm completely moved into my new 1 bedroom apt (just off 280). It's my first place to ever have all by myself. It turns out I'm the first in my nuclear family to do this as well. The living...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:45:00 GMT

New Job... and find out if Im on TV or not!

MY NEW JORB:I'm working at Mutual Savings Credit Union as a data entrist. It's near the corner of Valleydale and 31. I'm on the 2nd floor facing the road, so if you're on Valleydale, check out the t...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:33:00 GMT

New Videos, New Review

For those interested (which is a good chance since you’re here now), I have three 2-minute videos on YouTube that I made. Jordan McDaniel asked to do a serious video, so I decided on a scene fr...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:11:00 GMT

"Avenue Q" and the 34 excuses (UPDATE: 3/29)

RETRACTION:This blog’s title and content was originally detailed as "FREE ticket to Broadway show in Atlanta THIS Saturday (3/29)." No one accepted the ticket, so I got my refund. The frustrat...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:26:00 GMT