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Ritsard

Nobody dies a virgin... life screws us all!

About Me

Quality, style, service, selection, convenience, economy, savings, performance, experience, hospitality, low rates, friendly service, name brands, easy terms, affordable prices, money back guarantee, free installation, free admission, free appraisal, free alterations, free delivery, free estimates, free home trial, and free parking, no cash no problem, no kidding, no fuss no muss, no risk, no obligation, no red tape, no downpayment, no entry fee, no hidden charges, no purchase necessary, no one will call on you, no payment on interest until september... but ... limited time only though so act now, order today, send no money, offer good while supplies last, two to a customer, each item sold separately, batteries not included, mileage may vary, all sales are final, allow six weeks for delivery, some items not available, some assembly required, some restrictions may apply, so come on in for a free demonstration and free consultation with our friendly professional staff. Our experienced and knowledgable sales representatives will help you make a selection thats just right for you and just right for your budget. And say, dont forget to pick up your free gift, a classic, deluxe, custom, designer, luxury, prestige, high quality, premium select, gourmet, pocket pencil sharpener, yours for the asking, no purchase necessary. Its our way of saying thank you, and, if you act now, we'll include a extra added free complimentary bonus gift, a classic, deluxe, custom, designer, luxury, prestige, high quality, premium select, gourmet, combination key ring, magnifying glass and garden hose in a genuine, imitation leather style carrying case with authentic vinyl trim, yours for the asking, no purchase necessary. Its our way of saying thank you.

My Interests

sex, philosophy, science and technology, sex, cars, planes, sex, billiards, nature, did i mention sex?

I'd like to meet:

Lucifer was a true pioneer in the defense of basic moral rights and freedoms, questioning Gods omniscient authority over the world. He was at the forefront in the fight for the right to free thought, knowledge and will. Lucifer liberated a helpless species from a malevolent dictator and he is the one who suffered the consequences, with no praise or gratitude. By todays standards we would consider him a saint, greater then Martin Luther King or Mother Teresa. But instead we condemn him, and follow God, undoing his ultimate sacrifice. Perhaps at the very least we owe him an apology?

Music:

Lennon, McCartney

Movies:

Lord of the Rings

Television:

House MD, West Wing, Prison Break, Band of Brothers, The Man Show, The Benny Hill Show, The Office (UK), Mega Structures, Rides, Myth Busters

Books:

Tolkien, Asimov, Ludlum, Salinger, Steinbeck, Clancy, Follet, Krantz, Higgins, Clarke

Heroes:

Batman

My Blog

www.curbandgutter.blogspot.com

See my Blogs
Posted by Ritsard on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 07:58:00 PST

something to think about

Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help.
Posted by Ritsard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who do you say that I am?

And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?" They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very...
Posted by Ritsard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

psychiatric clinic answering machine

Hello, the doctor is busy at the moment,however, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality: -if you are obsessive compulsive,...
Posted by Ritsard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST