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Redneck Whitetrash Hippy

I gotta chocolate mule knockin at my back door

About Me

Ahh winter. I have mixed feelings about this season. We need a good winter for a good spring but I would rather it be warm and sunny and my dog is not too keen on the cold weather. Skiing is fun but I wish I could spend more time in my boat. I will patiently await the snow to melt where you will find me wet and happy. In the mean time I will try my best to enjoy this winter circus on the whites of mountain decline bending my knees in a zig zag motion towards the perfect turn and the inverted mobius.

My Interests

Anything to do with Kayaking. Fly fishing. I try to play guitar but still have problems with reading music. Telemark Skiing (knee bender) Travel, specificly travel and kayaking. Is there anything better than that? I don't think so. Oh yea! I guess I am kinda a scuba diver. It's been so long since I have actually done it that I forgot I knew how. Montana is not very condusive to Scuba. (Not that it can't be done.) I also own a kite for kiteboarding but holy shit have I had my ass handed to me on that thing. I will wait to claim that as a sport that I actually do but it is an interest. I have been known to drink a little beer but if you really want to see me reved up, Red Bull and Vodka is where it's at. I will definitly boogie on that shit. Work can be interesting at times but I could be a full time fuck off. When is someone going to pay me to travel and kayak? Good food, and when I say "good" I don't necessarily mean "healthy" it's all about taste. If it is tasty and healthy I am game but I have been blessed with a good metabolism and I don't plan on living forever. Taste comes first. I will eat "fire in your ass mexican" until the heart burn rages like your wife when you come home two days late from a bachelor party in Vegas with a hicky and no money. Top of Daisy Pass Me on the Sex Panther hangin out in the yurt

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet George W. so I can give him the stinky palm. Other than that, I will meet you when I meet you and you better be honest all the time and not offended easily or I will call you a bad name and hurt your feelings.

Music:

Hair Nation brother! Ska, punk, reggae, hippy music, just about any time. Easy listening-on my way to work.

Movies:

Any kayaking videos. I have seen a lot of movies but kayaking videos cause the most emotion.

Television:

To go to sleep.

Books:

I need to do more reading. The Last book I read was the Davinci Code and am half way through Angels and Demons. I can't tell you what book is my all time favorite because usually the book I am reading at the time is my favorite. Crime and Punishment was intense.

Heroes:

My mother for her insight and love, my sister for her ambition, my brother for his brains and Rob Lee because he is the coolest person on the planet.