Summer 08' is close
Endless evenings of non-exist
Are getting shorter, monotonous
Like an intruder, I belong outside
Although I find myself right back
The same place I was before
Saying things I'd say once more
There's no reason for me to be here, no
I feel so lonesome, surrounded by friends
Who are talking about me, saying things I could care less about
This dialogue is without
Worth, content, significance
Conversational ambivalence
Hear the same things every night, it just ain't right
I'm not the one to hold the bag
Give me something I can sink my teeth into
Show me a time, tell me a story
That I haven't heard a million times before
I pass out from boredom
As I watch the people pass
I see moments in their lives, nothing fascinating
Are we all living for the past, never realizing
We're clinging to an empty bag
Lacking content, significance
Conversational ambivalence
Say the same thing every night, it just ain't right
We'll see who's left holding the bag
**KOBE BEAN BRYANT**
**My Wife**
**Who ever made up a speed limit on a straight road so i can spit in there face**
**Edgar allen Poe**
**Peyton Manning you know the guy that WILL have a super bowl ring after feb.4th 2007**
**Barry Bonds**
**Tiger Woods**
**Ashly Clous**
**NOFX**
**Lance armstrong so i can ask him how is IT hangin??**
People wounder why i like Kobe bryant well why dont you ohh because some girl accused him of raping her come on quit being ignorant kobe bryant wouldn't have to rape that girl shit they found two other sperm types in her undies she a slut (tulsa spelled backwords) see i like him because i like his style of play not for his personal life thats none of my business have you ever cheated on anybody or lead anybody on or broken somebody's heart?? its not like kobe's wife got the short end of the stick she got a four million dollar ring out of the deal i would let my wife cheat on me once if i got a four million dollar boat wouldnt you?
NOFX
The Vandals
Greenday
Lagwagon
Mad Caddies
Deftones
Bad relgion
A Fire Inside
Bloodhound Gang
Eminem
Less then Jake
CKY
Linkin Park
Johnny Cash
Descendents
No use for a name
Dynamite Hack
Goldfinger
The killers
The mars volta
Michael Jackson
Modest Mouse
The moldy peaches
Pink floyd
Queen
super tramp
Cheap trick
Rush
Rise against
Zebrahead
Guttermouth
blink182
russian circles
scissor sisters
system of a down
Thrice
Tom petty
unwritten law
shit almost forgot weezer
Sure was a hot one this day
Fat mike
Warped tour BACKSTAGE (yea i know im a badass)
For you rise against fans
**American History X**
**The Illusionist**
**Shawshank Redemption**
**25th Hour**
**Crash**
**Seven**
**Sleepers**
**sixth sense**
**The usual Suspects**
**Gangs in new york**
**Donnie Darko**
**Snatch**
**The life of David Gale**
**Signs**
**The Patriot**
**Office space**
**21 grams**
**Training day**
**Walk the line**
**Blow**
**Pirates of the Caribbean**
My favorite actor is Edward Norton i enjoy almost every movie with him in it he just can play any part and when you watch him you can believe him unlike oh say claud van dam the only thing i believe in him is he needs to take a shit every time he groans i did like blood sport though.
**NFL**
**College Football**
**College Basketball**
**NBA--Only cause of kobe**
**Golf**
**24-jack bauer is the man**
**cops**
**forensic files**
**C.S.I.**
**Intervention**
**Macgyver**
She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love herShe's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love herI'm her butter she's my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I got on top of her
I can't touch the mattressAnd when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulationI always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love herShe's my phillie I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
That's why I love herShe'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her
..
She broke up with me, two days later
I think she met her Don Juan in, Italy
She has a new man, I have a new mustache
Now all my friends are gonna call me mountain man
And everyone will think that I'm a stupid drifter
To walk the earth alone, I'll never shave again
On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously
I dressed in black like Johnny Cash, and grew this beard of shame
I've heard it said she looks a lot like, Sherilyn Fenn
And sometimes I'm mistaken for, Billy Gibbons
I may appear wise, but I'm an idiot
It's over, she left me, and she will soon forget me
She found out I was lame, I grew a beard of shame
Come all be faithful, joyful and triumphant
I am a new man, I have a beard of shame
Congratulations, you're in love. The lonely nights are gone.
But now you're making us all sick, the way you're carrying on
Put your tongue in your mouth, keep your hands off her ass
It's a very sick public display- Have you no sense of shame?
Oh get a room, we'll all pitch in - If you'll go away.
String of spit connects your mouths, I'm trying hard not to look.
And all the endless baby talk, is going to make me puke
I don't care who's the bigger Schmoopy head
I'm hearing you talk and I wish I was deadoh baby, oh honey, oh pumpkin, oh schnookums, oh baby.
Get a room, I'll pay for it- if you'll go away. Go Away.
Bring it down a notch or two, you're gathering a crowd
And I can tell from over here, you're visibly aroused.
Don't dry humpin' in restaurants,
it's unsanitary and rude now it's dinner and a show, but I just wanted food.
Well you're having your heated session, in the busiest intersection.
Knock it off, now the light is green.
Oh get a room- we'll all pitch in, if you'll go away.
Go away. Go away. Go Away. Or break up. Or fuck off. Knock it off.
Well, you came into this world naked, screaming and covered in blood
who was there to wipe you off and give you your first hug?
And it took a couple years to figure out how to not shit in your pants
but someone was there to clean you up and powder off your rash
It's been them from the start, the ones you tortured and broke their hearts
the two that you hate- the two that you blame- the very same ones that
gave you your nameRemember the time you were five and you lied about who broke your lamp?
Who were the ones that sat you down and gave you a second chance?
It's been them from the start, the ones you tortured and broke their hearts
the two that you hate- the two that you blame- the very same ones that
gave you your nameGo home to Mom and Dad and say you're sorry,
It's the least that you can do, after all you've put them through.
Oh, come on.
Beg Mom and Dad's forgiveness, they deserve it.
Even if you don't mean it, make them believe you that it's true.
And when they offered you up all that great advise,
you just screamed "Fuck you, both- and let me live my life!
I'm gonna go out drinking with my friends have unprotected sex,
pierce my nose and get a tattoo of a dragon on my neck!"Call Mom and Dad and finally say you're sorry,
It's the least that you can do, after all you've put them through.
Oh, come on.
Beg Mom and Dad's forgiveness, they deserve it.
Even if you don't mean it, make them believe you that it's true.
Cuz now your 35 and working in a warehouse cuz you spent your college money on cocaine.
And the shame of your existence is ever so persistent cuz you know your parents tried
and you're to blame- you're to blame, cuzIt's been the from the start, the ones you tortured and broke their hearts
the two that you hate- the two that you blame- the very same ones that
gave you your nameGo home to Mom and Dad and say your sorry,
It's the least that you can do, after all you've put them through.
Oh, come on.
Beg Mom and Dad's forgiveness, they deserve it.
Even if you don't mean it, make them believe you that it's tru