I LOVE TEXAS!!!!! |
Drinking with a Texas Girl
A Mexican, An Arab,
and a Texas girl are
in the same bar.
When the Mexican
finishes his beer,
he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out
his pistol,... Posted by on Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:06:00 GMT |
Jonas Brothers *cringe* |
95% of
all teens would go into a panic attack if the Jonas brothers were on a
500 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of
the 4% who brought popcorn and chairs with camer... Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 21:14:00 GMT |
New Ice Cream Flavor: Barocky Road! |
this is how it's gonna work.....In honor of the 44th President of theUnited States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Creamhas issued a new flavor, "Barocky Road".Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla,half Choco... Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 14:28:00 GMT |
My new patch! |
EMERGENCY ROOM....The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.Not wanting to sit there for four hours,
I put on my old Marine fatigues
and stuck a patch that I had downloaded... Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:33:00 GMT |
This is just hilarious! |
When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart.Girls
-- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the
sexual urge of men and women diff... Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 10:03:00 GMT |
FUCK Y'ALL! I'M FROM TEXAS! (or will be soon. :D) |
Now you know why we Texans never brag. Nothing but the truth. This is very cool! Texas As Told By Jeff Foxworthy "Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from
Texas ...If someone in a... Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 14:57:00 GMT |
This makes me not want to speed any more. |
Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down: 73 in a 55 zone. Fourth time in as many months. How could a guy get caught so often?
When his car had slowed to 10 miles a... Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 14:51:00 GMT |
This is why I love our Country... |
Because even when life hands us American's lemons...we grab some tequila and salt and have a party!!GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS!!! Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:28:00 GMT |
Texas pride! |
Now you know why we Texans never brag. Nothing but the truth. This is very cool! Texas As Told By Jeff Foxworthy Sans MS">"Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas ...If some... Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 21:27:00 GMT |
Making math fun and useable in childrens' every day life. |
City Of LA High School Math Proficiency ExamName:________________ Gang:________________ 1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he missed 6 out of 10 shots, and shoots 11 ti... Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 11:44:00 GMT |