| HOMELESS EVEN LESS! | 
| I have furniture in my apartment now.
I can play Goldeneye or FIFA 98 sitting on something other than the floor. A chair, even. 
Records are on a shelf. How long it has been.
Books... Posted by jonny on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 03:16:00 PST
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| HOW AWESOME IS MY MOM? | 
| Right before I left for Ireland, I was helping my dad move some stuff and I managed to tear my leather jacket open pretty badly. Being that I was about to move across the world and didn't really have ... Posted by jonny on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 08:10:00 PST
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| HOMELESS NO MORE!! | 
| So I found a place. It hasn't been easy, but it's happened.
I got back in August, mid-month, and was hoping to find a place for September 1, before the rally. I almost had one, but it didn't happen. I... Posted by jonny on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 12:30:00 PST
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| There's a "Which *blank* are you" for every damn thing now... | 
| When the quiz result came up, for half a sec I was all "WTF, I'm Steve McQueen? SLICK." but then it hit me and I was like "Wait, I'm fuckin' Noddy Holder? Better than fuckin Dave Hill and his jerk-hai... Posted by jonny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
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| DESMOND DEKKER - IN LONDON!! | 
| So we fucked off over to London to see Desmond Dekker play again.  I'd bought the tickets months ago when I saw an announcement on the Trojan website, which made it look like it was some big thing. Ap... Posted by jonny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
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| WEINBAUER!! | 
| Do people not know what things mean these days?
Happy Birthday, Aryan Justice!
... Posted by jonny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
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| DESMOND DEKKER, YO! | 
| "HAALLOOOOO DUBBAAALEEEEEN! HAPPY SAINT PATRICK DYEH!!"
So on St. Patrick's Day, I did the least Irish thing I could: went and saw the one and only DESMOND DEKKER play the redbox. GOOD LORD, can th... Posted by jonny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
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| When the law break in, how you gonna go? | 
| Well, apparently I'm gonna punk out:
. You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say?Suicide67%Suffocated40%Posion40%Bomb40%Eaten40%Dissapear
40%Stabbed40%Cut Throat27%Gunsh... Posted by jonny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
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| Ah, Liquor. | 
| For once, one of these things is dead on:
You're a Pint of Guinness!
 What Type of Alcoholic Beverage Are You? brought to you by Quizilla... Posted by jonny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
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| FILL THIS OUT, NEPHEWS. | 
| 1. My name:
2. Where did we meet? 
3. Take a stab at my middle name: 
4. How long have you known me?
5. When is the last time we saw each other? 
6. Do I smoke? 
7. Do I believe in G... Posted by jonny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
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