Minding my own business, out walking the dog. |
It's 1:45AM and I'm out walking the dog. This is not unusual for me. I have a reasonably big dog. He's 70lbs, down from 94 last year. We put him on a diet. Anyway, this is not a story about my shrinki...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 23:56:00 GMT |
The Power of Yes |
The past week had been a struggle for me. There were numerous instances where it seemed no matter how hard I tried, communication just wasn't happenin'. It was almost as though I were speaking a forei...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:05:00 GMT |
That’s how I roll |
Roughly 2 years ago our AC went out after a power surge. Naturally it was like 95 degrees in the house (our windows don’t open) so we had to call in an "emergency" service call. Turns out a...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 00:41:00 GMT |
For Jackie: How Not to Get a Job |
Jackie asked me to blog more, so out of respect for her, here you go. I don't like blogging. The term alone sounds wrong to me. I like writing, but that's more pen and paper than just diddling away on...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:20:00 GMT |
Reasons I love talking to people |
A woman confronts me in the hall at work.
"I really like that hat," she says.
"Thanks, I answer."
"Where'd you get it?"
"A store in the Riverwalk, but I think they're closed now."
"Damn. I've been loo...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 21:05:00 GMT |
Fun in Bed |
Strange dreams last night, strange dreams indeed. I won't bore with the details as these things are truly only really interesting to the people dreaming them. However, there was one point in the dream...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:45:00 GMT |
Get me the monkey |
In the elevator, leaving work. A nervous woman starts to get off at 4. She turns and stammers:
"I'm an artist. Can I take your picture? So I can paint it. I'm an artist."
"Yeah, sure," I say.
T...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:54:00 GMT |
Unsolicited Advice |
At work Saturday, guy stumbles in and sort of falls onto one of our lobby benches, which amuses me greatly as I'm still drunk from the Cracker show the night before and yet it seems as though I'm doin...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 00:12:00 GMT |
Just My Luck |
The Louisiana Lotto is a pick six game, but I think it's telling to see just how things usually go in my life at the first three numbers drawn last Saturday: 2, 4 and 5. My first two numbers: 3, 6. Li...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 00:24:00 GMT |
Business as Usual |
It's been awhile since I've written anything. I've thought about it plenty of times: Standing room only in church on Easter, sink shitters (don't ask), bad Wim Wenders films, Asian guy eating a roast ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 22:19:00 GMT |
