Mother's Day Card |
Dear Mom, I promise to:make my bedclean my room (even under the bed)do the dishestake out the trashdo my homeworkmow the lawngo to church floss my teethcome home on time sit up straightnever ask for ... Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:39:00 GMT |
The New Kitten |
"This is your new home, Clawdia."Both arms were still sore from the clawing that had earned her name, but now she was peaceful as I carried her around. "And I'm Michael Malone, so that makes you Cla... Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:38:00 GMT |
Californicating |
I was backstage at a concert, already half drunk. I was staying with these guys down in Palo Alto, guys I barely knew but California was like that. Sometimes you just drifted from place to place, met ... Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:34:00 GMT |
Vacancy |
My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. -Edith Sitwell (1887 - 1964)I knew that someday I would have to return to my father's house. I couldn't just leave it until it got van... Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:32:00 GMT |
My First DVD Player |
My VCR died this weekend, painfully and without dignity - a tape jammed into its open mouth, still blinking 12:00 mournfully. I was going to buy another one to replace it, but Jules and Mac convinced ... Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:31:00 GMT |
Playing Scrabble |
"Would it be nice to time travel?" I asked, pondering the possibilities.Jules grunted, and reached for the dictionary."No really, just think about it. You could affect the entire etymology of any word... Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:30:00 GMT |
Thoughts on Marriage |
If I was to ever marry Jenny, I think I'd have to change fundamentally as a person. Maybe just to be more optimistic, to believe in the whole 'to death do us part'. I think it requires some suspension... Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:28:00 GMT |
Introduction |
A wiser man than me once said that you only get one chance to make a good first impression. So this is it, that one chance and I hope I don't blow it. I'm not really all that fond of talking about mys... Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:26:00 GMT |
Changing History |
Watching a lot of sci-fi has made me worry about accidentally changing history. Let's say I'm minding my own business, when suddenly I fall through a wormhole and wind up in the past. Hey, it could ha... Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:26:00 GMT |
My Vampiric Dentist |
When I was a child, I remember dreaming that my dentist was a vampire. It wasn't all that much of a stretch. Clearly, he already had a certain sadistic mannerism- why else would he be in a profession ... Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:24:00 GMT |