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Aimee

Poke it. Feel it. Fuck it.

About Me

My goal in life is to move to ft. lauderdale, florida. If you live in florida, let me move in with you... I live in a mint green house with a slanted floor. Its the most beautiful house in Charleston because Kelly Reade also lives there. I sometimes live in atlanta, where I live in a sherbert orange house. I hate my job. I like to not remember things. You can make that happen. I love my cat, Confucius. I attend the college of knowledge where I learn nothing. Also, I'm better than you in every way.

My Interests

keeping people alive (only because they pay me to) drinking at milltowne laughing at people eating bing cherries listening to matt, jeremy, and clay make fun of me chain smoking

I'd like to meet:

Dr. Suess John Waters Winnona Ryder Allah Ganesh My old cat Biliquis Brian Warner Hayley Holloway

Music:

whatever show matt happens takes me to

Movies:

Labyrinth, Head, Spinal Tap, Beetlejuice, Halloween, The Heathers, Velvet Goldmine, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Nightmare on elm street, Friday the 13th,LotR, Evil dead, Edward Scissorhands, Ghost WOrld (me and hayley together on the bus forever)Seven Samurai, SPUN, Cry Baby, Land of the Dead

Television:

Xena: Warrior Princess Squid Billies Flavor of Love

Books:

The Long Road Out of Hell No One Gets Out Alive The Dark Half The House of Leaves One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest IT The Holy Qur'an The Legacy of the Jihad The 48 Laws of Power Islam for dummies The Power of Myth Skinny Legs and All American Gods Anansi Boys Grimms Fairy Tales

Heroes:

Xena Warrior Princess Cesar Fabian Flores Godiva Chocolatiers

My Blog

No blogs aloud.

i.  lame. I love my cat.  Her name is Confucius and she is a little fuzzy orange bucket of love and kitty claws.  She sleeps on daddy's chest.  I love my house.  It's mint gre...
Posted by Aimee on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:25:00 PST

What a great scene...

Roxy: Oh, don't worry, you silly wussy-boys!  I don't think any, like, major evil should be lurking in here, really...!Besides, I wanna see if they've got that mega-rare No Doubt Japanese import ...
Posted by Aimee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCk

mother fucker cary went to jail... and tomorrow rehab... in mississippi... there goes my entire summer... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH and the sex was so good.
Posted by Aimee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My favorite kind of people

So I went to go buy a copy of the Satanic Bible for refernece and shit with LaVey's writings and I get up to the register and this nice lady rings up the book then looks at me and says "You know you'r...
Posted by Aimee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Suck it bitch

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: aimee Birthday: may 28 you better fucking get me a present Birthplace: here unfortunately Current Location: here you bitches Eye Color: blue Hair Col...
Posted by Aimee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you stupid shits

I hate the whole lot of you. And I want you to know I really mean that. Deep in my heart of hearts, I really do hate you all. love and kisses BFFs 4-ever! -aimee PS. Fuck you.
Posted by Aimee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the lords day

so i woke up this morning and smoked all this pot and got stoned out of my mind had to sit through a "meeting" for my trip to Japan this summer and then I had to go to that thing for SWAP and sat in a...
Posted by Aimee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Except that one in the back

"All these bitches in this car have sucked my dick cept that one in the back." Damn.
Posted by Aimee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I DON'T WEAR PANTS

It just isn't done. I HATE wearing pants. FUCK YOU GOD I WILL NOT COVER UP WHAT YOU GAVE ME. I heart my pussy!
Posted by Aimee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Note to Self:

Note to Self:  Never grow older.Today I had to go to traffic court (and had to miss one of my classes... damn...) for the car accident I got in a month or so ago.  It was the most vile, disgusting, in...
Posted by Aimee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST