psolms.
sol.
"hey you over there"
these are all phrases the man known as sol would respond to.
if you asked a random sample of 100 people what they thought of sol, the
results would look something like this.
5 people - sol is a cool guy
10 people - sol is a dope rapper
85 people - who is sol?
as you can clearly see, twice as many people only think of sol as a rapper.
the test results speak for themselves.
writing this from third person makes sol feel like he is writing a eulogy for sol's funeral. this is not the case.
sol is very much alive, and very much cool.
if you disagree, i invite you to leave a comment saying so.
if you dont know sol, i invite you to get to know him.
it is worth the invested time.
sol enjoys a good laughing time, and is well known for his "silliness".
if you suspect at any time that sol is joking around, you are probably right.
the following are the top 10 things you can do to earn sol's respect and admiration:
10- form a small independant country... in the middle of your city.
9- bake a tray of brownies.
8- give some brownies to sol
7- stop by and leave a comment for sol to read
6- be born on the 29th of Febuary
5- play video games... for 30 hours straight.
4- leave a hillarious reference to the movies "Anchorman", "Office Space", or "Zoolander". the more accurate and in context the reference, the better.
3- give sol something to laugh about, or think about for the rest of the day
2- be a member of the Locust Army (buy a t-shirt!)
and finally, the number 1 way to earn sol's respect and admiration:
1- have a good conversation with sol. or bribe him. (make cheques payable to Sol Walters)
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