The thing is, I'm a half breed. I don't quite belong anywhere so I think maybe I'll just run away and create my own country. My mother is from Thailand and my father is from England. They met and married and now I am the mutant product. Some day I'm going to become a keyboard player in a band and I'll pretty much be famous. I really am the world's best tetris player and I have not yet met a person who has the skill to beat me and I'd like to say I'm basically the champion of the world.
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