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Subcommandante Bunza

machetes dont need reloading

About Me

one time i saw two cows eating from a pile of burning trash and their lips met in the middle like lady and the tramp.

My Interests

Africa, Central Asia, Punk rock, hitchhiking/hopping freight trains, burning the future, Learning the word for 'cave' in every language, installing myself as dictator of 'Bunzastan,' JEWVISION GLASSES(Synogoggles), get-rich-quick-schemes, the ethnic Jopadhola homeland of Japland (Padhola)in southeast Uganda, hatching plots with dubious outcomes, staying one step ahead of complacency and order, convincing you otherwise

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with extreme physical abnormalities but mostly just people with amnesia.Yam-O-Lanterns

Music:

I mostly just listen to CRIME...also Dead Moon, Vibrators, Professionals, Pack, crappy 'Rip Off Records' bands, Sonics, Parkinsons, Avengers, Kids, Teenage Head, Spits, Elton Motello, Clash, Fun Things, Exploding Hearts, Music Machine, Robert Johnson, Blind Reverend Gary Davis, Ramones, Eater, Raxola, Only Ones, Negative Approach, Angry Samoans, Monsters, Love, Nuns, Buzzcocks, Motorhead, Pagans, La Peste, Modern Lovers, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Wipers, Velvet Underground, Oxymoron, Stitches, Murder City Devils, Splash 4, Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers, Stooges, Bodies, Rezillos, Drags, Nuns, Minor Threat, Lewd, Blitz, Worst, Cocksparrer, Adverts, Sweet, Chambers Brothers, Son House, Infections, Stiff Little Fingers, Showcase Showdown, Radio Birdman, Miracle Workers, Subhumans, CH3, Gossip, Brides, Nips, Boys, Riffs, VKTMS, Rats, X, Richmond Sluts, Sado Nation, Zeros, Undertones, Conflict, Headcoats, Eddie and the Hot Rods, Howlin Wolf, DMZ, Barracudas, Seeds, Damned, Leadbelly, Guitar Wolf, The Cigarettes, Warsaw, Shorty Long, The Jook, Dirtbombs, Mexican Blackbirds, 999, Accident, TMGE, and the Pogues.As far as i can tell every band with the words "Kids" and "Boys" in them is good: Real Kids, Zero Boys, Nice Boys, Kids, Dead Boys, etc.I like tons of bands that have only one good album such as The Jam. That's right, they only had one good album.PUNK, early Blues, Flamenco, African, Mbaqanga, glam, Nuggets type garage, early 80s HC, and miscellaneous weirdness

Movies:

WILD ZERO!!!!

Books:

The Classic of Mountains and Seas, Brothers Karamozov, A Confederacy of Dunces, Ancient Evenings, Catch 22, The Egyptian Book of the Dead (at least when traveling), The Little Prince, Shadow Over Innsmouth, The Milinda Panha, Journey to the End of the Night, The Golden Ass : Nikolay Gogol, Umberto Eco, Arthur Rimbaud, Fyodor Dostoyoevsky, HP Lovecraft, Milan Kundera, Yukio Mishima, JM Coetzee, Ayi Kwei Armah, J.D. Salinger, Knut Hamsun and "Ghurkhali For Europeans" (An old British Field Manual that i found in Darjeeling which is designed to teach British soldiers how to order Nepalese Ghurkas to bombard villages and complain that their tea isn't hot enough) are some of my favorites. Also Julio Cortazar, Paul Bowles, Ryszard Kapuscinki, Amos Tutuola, some Hesse and Saramago