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LOLAUREN JACK!!!!

laurenjack

About Me

everythan's pretty okay!
being obnoxious is my shtick ;)

My Interests

cartman from south park, funny jokes, hiking with sticks, hugging everybody, laughing, little baby dogs, my nice friends, non-sweaty palms, singing songs real loud, smiling so hard, spandex i guess, taking sweet photos, the movie elf, thinking about the future, the city!, NOT LIVING IN FLORIDA LOL, riding my amazing bike, petting animals, snuggling

I'd like to meet:

people who like to read and ride bikes sit on their asses and make stupid comments.
also someone who has bigger calf muscles than myself. NAHHHHHHH, IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.

Music:

o sheit this was so old

Movies:

fight club, edward scissorhands, big fish, moulin rouge, ELF, magnolia, memento, high fidelity, being john malkovich!, the harry potters

Television:

south park!!!!, sex and the city, the office... yeah thats it.

Books:

i love them.

Heroes:

he so brave!

My Blog

a very important list

a list of things i want: a little baby 2 headed turtle a pool of cornstarch and water mixture my cat to become potty trained this, to live in of course! an obese kitty t...
Posted by LOLAUREN JACK!!!! on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:57:00 PST

chicago pixxxxxx

this is me in my work uniform.. i was so excited i actually got to pick my own clothes that fit. hahah:) this is an art installation (permanent) at millenium park. in the summer, when the mouths open,...
Posted by LOLAUREN JACK!!!! on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:17:00 PST

HALLOWEEENIEEE

i'm not going to pretend like i remember any of these pictures being taken, because i don't. i was gone... far... far... far away.   ...
Posted by LOLAUREN JACK!!!! on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 06:18:00 PST

i can't believe i never posted this

(this is from 1 year ago. it is the best thing you will ever lay eyes upon.)     i know a lot of you feel detached. i don't talk as much about my life as i used to, and i see you guys very r...
Posted by LOLAUREN JACK!!!! on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:17:00 PST

omg best night ever: EVIDENCE WITHIN

i came up with the really good idea of taking pictures while running. it creates beautiful facial masterpieces such as the pictures above. but when i tried to get others to take the pictures, the...
Posted by LOLAUREN JACK!!!! on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 03:23:00 PST

THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!

OMG so when i got home today i came home to the coolest thing- all 8,000 of the best friends ever that i made in the past few days were waiting for me in my room.. and GUESS WHAT!! they'd turned it in...
Posted by LOLAUREN JACK!!!! on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 08:32:00 PST

MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

WELLLLLL i'm going to be 19 in exactly one week!! that's February 14th... Valentine's Day... hope you got me an awesome present, otherwise you're off my friends list forever!   JK JK JK   &n...
Posted by LOLAUREN JACK!!!! on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 04:25:00 PST

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE TO READ THIS

GOD I AM SO GOOD AT TRICKING PEOPLE... hahahah 1)What time are you starting this? 11:51 PM!2) Name?: LAUREN JACK!3) Date of birth? february 14th, like the holiday, ya dig? 4) Sex?: vaggylicious5) Heig...
Posted by LOLAUREN JACK!!!! on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 09:34:00 PST

brocakes

i have decided that i truly enjoy this word. however, i have also noticed that it implants confusion within my loving friends!!!! LET US SEE IT IN ACTION: yay for laur3n: sup brocakesCENSORED: brocake...
Posted by LOLAUREN JACK!!!! on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 09:49:00 PST

david m.

david m. is my favorite person on the entire universe. he's basically my savior.
Posted by LOLAUREN JACK!!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST