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I am here for Friends

About Me

You can comment me here Hi my name is Berlin
(Nee Carla Danger Rose)
I like
Joy Division
Staying Punk Forever
Graff
Vinyl
Women, more than men
Staying out late/not coming home
Being cute
Old cartoons
Kinky sex
My natural optimism
The freckle on the tip of my nose
Roland TR-606
Candy Corn
I ALSO HAVE A HUGE THING FOR STEVE BUSCEMI.


It absolutely saved my fucking life.

I am a Philly baby. There's no place like home.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mainly:

(again, plz.)

The Captain and Dave, again.

Isa Chandra Moskowitz: Cutest vegan chef ever <3

Greg Der Ananian: The ULTIMATE punk-rock crafter

Lorna Doom is my most favorite person ever!

My inner mid-30's chubby housewife adores Carson Kressley.

John Cooper Clarke

Ron Jeremy
Robert Crumb
Master Shake
Old Greg
Glenn Danzig
Vincent Gallo
The Monty Python Gang
Paddington Bear
ASTHMATICS♥
Non-smokers
Hookers with hearts of gold
Adorable fairy boys
AGENT MULDER ♥

Who I would have liked to meet:
IAN CURTIS
Truman Capote
Chris Farley
Hilly Crystal
Elliot Smith
Donnie Darko
Graham Chapman
Groucho Marx

Karen

And Albert Fish.

My Blog

I’m not too great of a MySpace blogger, really.

This is where I do the fun blogging stuff.
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:14:00 GMT

Dead leaves and a dirty ground

I skinned my knee at work today. It was the first time I've skinned my knee since last summer at Jeremy's houseIt really hurt.It's sort of funny how, as you grow older,certain types of pain seem trivi...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 14:15:00 GMT

And the biggest loser ever award goes to...

this guy for A) picking the name beerman666 as his john hancock B) thinking he's badass C) not being badass. AT ALL. D) having a picture of himself after having brain surgery. Leave him lots of lovely...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:10:00 GMT

Jolene

Jolene- The White Stripesoriginal song by Loretta LynneJolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene I'm begging of you, please don't take my man Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Please don't take him just because you...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 19:48:00 GMT

The world is sick...people are disgusting

what the hell is wrong with the world?girls fucking animalsmen forcing women to eat shit and drink pissmen raping childrenmen exploiting fat chicks, retards, and disabled peoplemen...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 09:04:00 GMT

I learned two important lessons last night

1. I drool in my sleep 2. Drool cools you down.
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 06:51:00 GMT

This is what happens at the store when mom's not home :]

Carla: Why are you working here? Brandon: money Mary: IT'S NOT GONNA COME OUT! *farts* Mary chases Carla around 9th street reading a book called "Everyone Poops". Carla draws attention to herself by s...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 13:11:00 GMT

God, I love my friends ^w^

They're fucking psychos, but I love them anyway. :) Boots: "I love you, I hate you, look! My car can fly now!" Bahijah: "Keep your radiation away from us!" T3: "Papa Yoyo's!!!" Gabbeh: "I'M A JOINT!!!...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 21:40:00 GMT

FAQ

Q: Is your hair REALLY red? A: No, I dyed it last year because I felt too plain with my real hair. Red suits me better because not many people have red hair and I'm pretty unique, i guess. Q: If your ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 13:30:00 GMT

Just a thought

I feel the need to recognize this... I noticed recently that certain women can be classified in to 3 different categories of attractive: Cute, Hot, and Beautiful. I would say I get put under "cute", d...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 13:37:00 GMT