*The Muffin Chick* {Housewife in training] profile picture

*The Muffin Chick* {Housewife in training]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts....

About Me

" / Get Your Own Voice Player Manage»-(¯`v´¯)-» Never underestimate the power of a woman «-(¯`v´¯)-« Kristina --
[adjective]:

Extremely extreme!

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com Kristina --
[noun]:

A dance involving little to no clothing

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com Kristina --
[adjective]:

Fetish oriented

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Kristina Rodriguez --
[noun]:

A master of sexual gratification

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I MET HIM.....FINALLY

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Dating & Relationship Advice
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Heroes:

My mother, My father and all those who have helped me and da FamzAnd of course:My future Husband, My knight in Heavy Metal Armor, THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!!

My Blog

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1. Does anyone know your password to your myspace?my boo!2. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonalds?a number 2!!3. Are you an emotional person?when no ones around4. Do you like your name?at t...
Posted by Im Married to the MUFFIN MAN on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:42:00 PST

UNTITLED

our sex is taboo, our love is forbidden, as far as i know and as far as its written. I desire the touch u desire the smell noone's around, so all is well. we'll xpress our love the only way we can, ...
Posted by Im Married to the MUFFIN MAN on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:37:00 PST

Aint no other man for me

CHRISTINA AGUILERA LYRICS"Ain't No Other Man"Do your thang honey!I could feel it from the start,Couldn't stand to be apart.Something about you caught my eye,Something moved me deep inside!Don't know w...
Posted by Im Married to the MUFFIN MAN on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 03:19:00 PST

i write too much

Against my will I gave you my heart and now it's yours to keepBecause if you break it, I don't want it back anywayBecause it will just ache and smother its selfYouve already got my blood on your hands...
Posted by Im Married to the MUFFIN MAN on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 10:28:00 PST

hahahahaha!!! fill it out bitchez

Booty call application Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person. (To be taken very seriously)RE-POST IF U WANNA SEE WHO WANTS TO BE YOUR BOOTY CALL!Name: __...
Posted by Im Married to the MUFFIN MAN on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 02:34:00 PST

U heard me MotherFucker

I Don't Care What You Talkin''Bout BabyI Don't Care What You SayDon't You Come Walkin'Beggin' Back babyI Don't Care AnywayTime After Time I Gave You All Of My MoneyNo Excuses To MakeAin't No Mountain ...
Posted by Im Married to the MUFFIN MAN on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 01:57:00 PST

Loving u has made me this way

"Walk Away"You've got your mother and your brotherEvery other undercoverTellin' you what to say (say)You think I'm stupidBut the truth isThat it's cupid, babyLovin' you has made me this waySo before y...
Posted by Im Married to the MUFFIN MAN on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:26:00 PST

For the only man that truly loved me

To my Daddy: its father day again, but this time yur not around. yur not in yur room, and u dont make a sound i miss u so much, it kills me inside theres no one else for me to confide itll be a while,...
Posted by Im Married to the MUFFIN MAN on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 04:17:00 PST

wanna noe??!? u do?!? well here u go!!!!!!

All About Me: (001) Your gender: grown ass woman(002) Straight/gay/bi?: BI (003) Single?: i dont noe how to answer that(004) Want to be?: a statue(005) Age?: 19(006) Age you wish you were: 10(009) The...
Posted by Im Married to the MUFFIN MAN on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 01:31:00 PST

u cant harm me?r u a fuckin ass?!

Wounded by your words,As the morning breeze brushing through my browbarely conscious, I am holding onto my last breathI still feel the rays of light within my broken souland trying to open my eyes in ...
Posted by Im Married to the MUFFIN MAN on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 08:29:00 PST