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Tiffony

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About Me

I am an emotionally retarded old spinster who has taken on the task of making the world a better place by raising two boys in a village instead of a family. I have a job I used to enjoy, but now it causes debilitating anxiety attacks and dreams of being skinned alive. I have friends (at least I think I do). And I have the coolest children I have ever met, but I have a sneaking suspicion they will continue growing and like me less with every passing moment. And I don't have that godawfully luscious red hair anymore.... it fell out when the anxiety attacks began.

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My Interests

Playing with matches, all things involving guns and restraining orders, semi-professional stalking, and covering my tracks.Shoes

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I'd like to meet:

The women (or men) who plan on dating and marrying my children.

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Music:

I don't like music because of the musicians, but if I did I would listen to: Elliot Smith, Queen, The Distillers, The Refused, Hum, At The Drive-In, Ugly Cassanova, Lucero, Concrete Blonde, Stellastarr, Love and Rockets, Material Issue, Franz Ferdinand, The Killers, Bronski Beat, The Cure, Pet Shop Boys, Modest Mouse, The Cult, Billy Joel, The Mars Volta, Coldplay, Bright Eyes, Jeff Buckley, Sisters of Mercy, Jamaroquai, Culture Club, Screaming Trees, Deftones, Sade, Bright Eyes, Firewater, Soul Coughing, Queens of the Stoneage, AND Gordon Lightfoot... to name a few.

Movies:

I already do this for NetFlix, I can't do it again without point and click technology. Where's the "ADD" button?

Television:

On Demand.

Books:

Books about drugs and/or liars.

Heroes:

The mirror in Snow White, and the apple in the Garden of Eden. Troublemakers, both of them.