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Chris Chan

schwiercracker

About Me

I'd like to be a famous gambler and retire as a disc jockey for an oldies station. Right now I cut hair at SuperCuts. I specialize in crew cuts. It's pretty bad ass. I also research new orange juice formulas at Tropicana Enterprises LLC.LitewaveMedia.com

My Interests

Writing songs, drinking tea, collecting stamps.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to thumb wrestle Hilary Clinton.

Music:

The Beatles, Tom Petty, U2, Elton John, Snoop Dogg, Coldplay, Neil Young, Blind Melon, Jack Johnson, Led Zeppelin, Guns N' Roses, Oasis, The Spice Girls, Dave, The Rolling Stones

Movies:

Magnolia, Almost Famous, The Weatherman, Happy Endings, Clockwork Orange, Muppets in Space, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, The Island, Office Space, Goodfellas, Garden State, The Fifth Element, Annie Hall, Adaptation, True Romance

Television:

On a rainy day

Books:

....anything by Ernest Hemmingway or JD Salinger, Breakfast of Champions, The Little Prince

Heroes:

Happy old people